It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1968. | Zach (encasedthought) | 81.37 | 97% | 2019-01-07 |
| 1969. | midnight (aw01) | 81.36 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
| 1970. | leah (henrytheelectron) | 81.35 | 96% | 2019-04-23 |
| 1971. | Zac (kingzac18@yahoo.com) | 81.33 | 98% | 2020-10-21 |
| 1972. | dev (devsharma12) | 81.32 | 99% | 2020-12-13 |
| 1973. | Luke (povman) | 81.32 | 97% | 2019-07-28 |
| 1974. | Zhikouan (mikelee543) | 81.29 | 99% | 2018-08-18 |
| 1975. | Chris (alkalineii) | 81.29 | 97% | 2017-09-01 |
| 1976. | Awit (tomas1) | 81.28 | 97% | 2020-04-12 |
| 1977. | OsmDaniel (osmdaniel) | 81.28 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
| 1978. | benben (20iq) | 81.27 | 97% | 2020-06-24 |
| 1979. | Jorn (volauvent99) | 81.26 | 96% | 2020-03-11 |
| 1980. | Viktor (hypocheese) | 81.25 | 97% | 2017-12-25 |
| 1981. | HotClaw (hotclaw) | 81.24 | 98% | 2020-10-20 |
| 1982. | tebbu2 (tebbu2) | 81.23 | 98% | 2020-02-25 |
| 1983. | Mr. (serallfreedbear) | 81.22 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
| 1984. | anonym_igelkott (anonym_ige... | 81.19 | 97% | 2019-10-08 |
| 1985. | sAjAn (sajansingh) | 81.19 | 98% | 2018-05-03 |
| 1986. | Mason (hyojin2k) | 81.18 | 95% | 2019-03-22 |
| 1987. | SwissMade (swissmade122) | 81.17 | 98% | 2020-07-03 |
| 1988. | Victor (susavile) | 81.17 | 97% | 2019-03-06 |
| 1989. | Peter Ian (casparbayliss) | 81.16 | 97% | 2019-09-03 |
| 1990. | Cobi (littlepwn) | 81.15 | 96% | 2019-05-28 |
| 1991. | GoddammitKrr (thelongkrr) | 81.14 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
| 1992. | ⠀ (fopdoodle) | 81.11 | 97% | 2020-11-09 |
| 1993. | Wassup (andylocks) | 81.10 | 98% | 2019-12-09 |
| 1994. | evan (thelordsatan) | 81.10 | 97% | 2018-12-21 |
| 1995. | Jay (jayyyyyyyy) | 81.09 | 98% | 2020-12-10 |
| 1996. | Marek (ksydry_nt_pbt) | 81.09 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
| 1997. | Paul (pk234) | 81.07 | 99% | 2018-05-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |