I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11132. | Morin (lordgroovy) | 86.50 | 99% | 2022-02-03 |
| 11133. | Roger (rogereedos) | 86.49 | 96.2% | 2024-12-24 |
| 11134. | K (strongballs) | 86.49 | 98% | 2022-05-14 |
| 11135. | Alikhan (realikh) | 86.49 | 99% | 2021-08-07 |
| 11136. | Hamid (fact_fiction) | 86.48 | 99% | 2022-01-14 |
| 11137. | Percenza (percenza) | 86.48 | 98.8% | 2023-12-21 |
| 11138. | mf (mf_splinter) | 86.48 | 99% | 2023-04-09 |
| 11139. | Vishnu (steel_tissue) | 86.48 | 98% | 2021-04-03 |
| 11140. | tobiah (tobywankenobi) | 86.48 | 98% | 2017-06-26 |
| 11141. | skt (aurelius_789) | 86.48 | 96% | 2017-01-31 |
| 11142. | STAR⭐ (taratous) | 86.47 | 97% | 2024-01-11 |
| 11143. | Himanshu (pluto_ish) | 86.47 | 98% | 2022-05-23 |
| 11144. | Kato (kato771) | 86.47 | 95% | 2023-06-17 |
| 11145. | shaun (shaunbot_123) | 86.47 | 100% | 2022-01-28 |
| 11146. | james (jimcondie) | 86.47 | 98% | 2018-02-21 |
| 11147. | I AM THE EMERGENCY (iamthee... | 86.47 | 98% | 2019-10-27 |
| 11148. | hellclinton (hellclinton) | 86.45 | 97% | 2023-07-19 |
| 11149. | Oleander (mudkip266) | 86.45 | 98% | 2024-10-22 |
| 11150. | choisungouk (tkdrn3428) | 86.45 | 96% | 2024-03-25 |
| 11151. | TK (filfirst) | 86.45 | 99% | 2020-08-31 |
| 11152. | akim (realakimnas) | 86.45 | 95% | 2022-12-19 |
| 11153. | sAjAn (sajansingh) | 86.45 | 98% | 2018-01-16 |
| 11154. | Sarao Jeepney (kingoftheroad) | 86.45 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 11155. | Francisco (bulbous_r9p) | 86.44 | 96.4% | 2024-11-26 |
| 11156. | Will (willwoz27) | 86.44 | 97% | 2024-08-12 |
| 11157. | kathol (kathol) | 86.44 | 98% | 2020-05-05 |
| 11158. | Loek (loekkoek) | 86.43 | 96% | 2019-12-04 |
| 11159. | Rupesh (sainirupesh101) | 86.43 | 96% | 2025-09-12 |
| 11160. | byron (bozzarf) | 86.43 | 96% | 2022-10-25 |
| 11161. | Paskal (skapalpaskal) | 86.43 | 96% | 2020-03-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |