I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2919. | Min (solidsteel) | 75.53 | 96.1% | 2025-01-13 |
| 2920. | yogurt (yopurt) | 75.53 | 95.2% | 2024-10-30 |
| 2921. | ArnelTrend (arneltrend23) | 75.51 | 97% | 2025-01-09 |
| 2922. | th3ripp3r (rajeshceh) | 75.50 | 97.3% | 2023-09-15 |
| 2923. | PMC (pmcc) | 75.47 | 95.7% | 2024-05-11 |
| 2924. | Luthian (littlequints) | 75.46 | 96.2% | 2023-06-13 |
| 2925. | Luke (tric331) | 75.45 | 97% | 2023-06-27 |
| 2926. | swuab (swuab) | 75.45 | 96% | 2024-02-27 |
| 2927. | Lily (432frequenced) | 75.44 | 96% | 2025-06-15 |
| 2928. | Abhi_Dvorak (abhyudaya_nair) | 75.41 | 98.1% | 2023-11-02 |
| 2929. | Dhruv (dhrutube) | 75.40 | 97.5% | 2025-02-23 |
| 2930. | flying511 (flying511) | 75.39 | 95.6% | 2025-03-21 |
| 2931. | Ara Ara (vinhwiu) | 75.37 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
| 2932. | mohammed (momotan039) | 75.35 | 95.8% | 2024-04-14 |
| 2933. | CAIIIARH (caiiiarh) | 75.32 | 97% | 2024-05-28 |
| 2934. | Flow (the__tiger) | 75.31 | 97% | 2024-06-09 |
| 2935. | camelCase (saisrikantta2) | 75.30 | 97.6% | 2024-05-17 |
| 2936. | cabro (mdrmono) | 75.29 | 95.7% | 2024-12-03 |
| 2937. | efk (enofk714) | 75.28 | 95% | 2025-06-08 |
| 2938. | DingDongDingy (dingdongdingy) | 75.27 | 97% | 2023-10-02 |
| 2939. | TheHollow (goofymunchkin23) | 75.26 | 98.6% | 2024-02-01 |
| 2940. | Type Monkey333 (typemonkey333) | 75.23 | 96% | 2024-08-15 |
| 2941. | mhmd121 (mhmd121) | 75.23 | 96.5% | 2024-01-11 |
| 2942. | grinder026 (grinder026) | 75.21 | 97.2% | 2024-10-24 |
| 2943. | Ballistic (8a11istic) | 75.19 | 96.2% | 2024-08-20 |
| 2944. | fat fingers (wonny) | 75.18 | 94.9% | 2025-03-10 |
| 2945. | Godtyper (practicetype8781) | 75.17 | 96% | 2023-09-10 |
| 2946. | Colin (cmothersead) | 75.17 | 96.3% | 2024-01-16 |
| 2947. | Peaches (paeches8) | 75.14 | 97% | 2025-06-11 |
| 2948. | Rip - Meech (bblgod) | 75.10 | 95.5% | 2023-06-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |