I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14134. | Dang (cogi2996) | 78.82 | 98% | 2023-04-09 |
| 14135. | Pragyan (satisfiedmagma) | 78.82 | 97% | 2025-04-08 |
| 14136. | Hannah (bahher) | 78.82 | 95% | 2020-11-18 |
| 14137. | KONATAonPC (konataonpc) | 78.82 | 92% | 2017-01-28 |
| 14138. | Jude (dukapa) | 78.82 | 96% | 2017-06-09 |
| 14139. | Josh (jwal555) | 78.81 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 14140. | Icepanda (icepanda501) | 78.81 | 97.8% | 2023-12-08 |
| 14141. | KH (gpx2ero) | 78.81 | 98% | 2021-11-07 |
| 14142. | Tig Bitties (tigbitties1) | 78.80 | 98.8% | 2024-07-25 |
| 14143. | nelmalu (nelimalu) | 78.80 | 96.2% | 2021-02-07 |
| 14144. | Balazs (pkobeast) | 78.80 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 14145. | Akim (akimzhan) | 78.79 | 97% | 2023-05-05 |
| 14146. | Bob (justawynaut) | 78.79 | 97% | 2020-07-14 |
| 14147. | Pär (plund) | 78.79 | 95% | 2022-11-05 |
| 14148. | Guest (weruio) | 78.79 | 97% | 2022-07-03 |
| 14149. | Zachary (peanutbutter146) | 78.79 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 14150. | Md Saim (saimahmad) | 78.78 | 98% | 2022-08-04 |
| 14151. | Emil (pepepls) | 78.78 | 96% | 2020-02-19 |
| 14152. | Gr3nade (gr3nade) | 78.78 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 14153. | Spoon (czyz03) | 78.77 | 97% | 2019-08-24 |
| 14154. | Jin (jin_an) | 78.77 | 97% | 2022-11-12 |
| 14155. | Leon (flopasd) | 78.77 | 95% | 2022-07-12 |
| 14156. | Stanislaw (mestreponas) | 78.77 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 14157. | Hashrin (hashrin) | 78.76 | 98.2% | 2023-12-27 |
| 14158. | nathan (nathan2223) | 78.76 | 96.7% | 2023-10-26 |
| 14159. | G (squasy) | 78.76 | 97% | 2018-11-29 |
| 14160. | Reen (reenx3) | 78.75 | 94% | 2018-08-19 |
| 14161. | buhaN (buhan1337) | 78.75 | 99% | 2021-07-12 |
| 14162. | vlad (awesome_dude007) | 78.75 | 96% | 2018-10-23 |
| 14163. | Jeannie (jeanniejackson) | 78.74 | 99% | 2021-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |