I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12541. | Terminator (dr_nefarious) | 79.34 | 97% | 2017-09-19 |
| 12542. | Elliott (eli3902101) | 79.34 | 97% | 2021-02-12 |
| 12543. | Dom (dominiclye) | 79.34 | 97.4% | 2021-02-04 |
| 12544. | Sarah (sarahla2) | 79.34 | 96% | 2019-10-04 |
| 12545. | Bemysword (spligam3r) | 79.33 | 97% | 2023-04-06 |
| 12546. | Casey (supermomx5) | 79.33 | 97% | 2021-09-23 |
| 12547. | pl (dirtygoldfish) | 79.33 | 96% | 2018-10-10 |
| 12548. | Sambo (sambogamble) | 79.33 | 96.8% | 2023-11-22 |
| 12549. | kroy (kroydlowen) | 79.33 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
| 12550. | kynght (kd1157) | 79.33 | 96% | 2021-09-04 |
| 12551. | Quan (martinrockon) | 79.33 | 97% | 2019-04-02 |
| 12552. | kasra (kasraclan) | 79.32 | 99% | 2023-02-27 |
| 12553. | Shawn (faketypewriter) | 79.32 | 97% | 2020-06-01 |
| 12554. | Suktinis (destrain) | 79.32 | 99% | 2022-05-06 |
| 12555. | Nagaro (nagaro) | 79.32 | 97.2% | 2021-03-01 |
| 12556. | Ana (anophoo) | 79.32 | 99% | 2017-09-04 |
| 12557. | Md Saim (saimahmad) | 79.31 | 98% | 2022-02-03 |
| 12558. | kosmanaut (kosmanaut) | 79.31 | 96% | 2021-06-27 |
| 12559. | Butdikc (butdikc) | 79.31 | 95% | 2018-04-21 |
| 12560. | Wolfen (wolfenshroud) | 79.31 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 12561. | Gramm (alternativeink) | 79.31 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
| 12562. | ben (bennyboy222) | 79.30 | 96% | 2025-06-18 |
| 12563. | C (cato_32) | 79.30 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 12564. | TheLickerman (thelickerman) | 79.30 | 97% | 2022-02-13 |
| 12565. | H_24 (h_24) | 79.30 | 98% | 2020-06-15 |
| 12566. | zoom zoom (zoomzoom88) | 79.29 | 96.5% | 2024-02-09 |
| 12567. | swingman (worntire) | 79.28 | 98% | 2021-07-04 |
| 12568. | Arespi (arespi) | 79.28 | 98% | 2021-06-20 |
| 12569. | Patrik (pa3kson) | 79.28 | 96% | 2017-05-24 |
| 12570. | Milan (themilan) | 79.27 | 97.5% | 2024-07-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |