I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
285 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10294. | Naveed (nav010) | 85.12 | 96% | 2018-01-25 |
| 10295. | I SUPPORT PALESTINE (sadfasdf) | 85.12 | 98% | 2025-06-03 |
| 10296. | Harry (harrytgg) | 85.12 | 95% | 2018-12-05 |
| 10297. | redhood (realredhood) | 85.12 | 98% | 2023-03-22 |
| 10298. | Tucker (tukcker) | 85.12 | 98% | 2021-08-27 |
| 10299. | ks (sempiedram) | 85.12 | 99% | 2021-04-10 |
| 10300. | gerald (geraldgerald) | 85.12 | 96% | 2024-10-18 |
| 10301. | Desmond (desmond012) | 85.12 | 97.1% | 2021-02-10 |
| 10302. | Kieran (godquack) | 85.11 | 98% | 2022-09-19 |
| 10303. | Dylan (animemasta88) | 85.11 | 97% | 2024-10-18 |
| 10304. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (sarsippius) | 85.11 | 96% | 2017-07-08 |
| 10305. | Juan (milosabogal) | 85.10 | 97% | 2022-11-06 |
| 10306. | kalirocketdev (kalirocketdev) | 85.10 | 100% | 2023-04-15 |
| 10307. | Brendan (brendalandan) | 85.10 | 97% | 2023-03-29 |
| 10308. | Your_God (your_only_god) | 85.10 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
| 10309. | big (msnnnnn) | 85.10 | 96% | 2018-12-14 |
| 10310. | David (dakimc) | 85.09 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
| 10311. | ddd (ryrz) | 85.09 | 97% | 2023-04-08 |
| 10312. | Bas (basawasa) | 85.09 | 98% | 2022-01-26 |
| 10313. | saif (saif_alkhatalin) | 85.09 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
| 10314. | Jordan (nadroj51590) | 85.08 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
| 10315. | Ben (bens445) | 85.08 | 97% | 2021-05-08 |
| 10316. | deadman (aarrgggghh) | 85.08 | 97% | 2018-04-30 |
| 10317. | tim891998 (tim891998) | 85.07 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
| 10318. | luffy (luffy04) | 85.07 | 98% | 2024-05-21 |
| 10319. | 9 Slow Fingers. (womblejomble) | 85.07 | 89% | 2017-05-11 |
| 10320. | Eli (stable_puppy) | 85.06 | 97% | 2022-09-02 |
| 10321. | Amelie (amelierosemcd) | 85.06 | 97% | 2022-11-22 |
| 10322. | Long (bachthime) | 85.06 | 98% | 2022-03-20 |
| 10323. | MasonColemak (masoncolemak) | 85.06 | 97.7% | 2021-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |