I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10065. | Gomi (jward2524) | 88.91 | 96% | 2022-01-28 |
| 10066. | SnIPeR (osnipero) | 88.90 | 99% | 2018-07-09 |
| 10067. | Antonio (chipain) | 88.90 | 96% | 2018-05-23 |
| 10068. | dbs (typeracepro) | 88.90 | 96% | 2017-03-18 |
| 10069. | tudorica1 (tudorel1234) | 88.89 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| 10070. | Ethan (ethanlee2006) | 88.89 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
| 10071. | qwerty (suicidepepe) | 88.88 | 97% | 2021-08-13 |
| 10072. | Abolfazl (abolfazl) | 88.88 | 97% | 2023-09-04 |
| 10073. | Jonah (pythias) | 88.88 | 97% | 2023-03-05 |
| 10074. | Tom (mikeoxverylong) | 88.88 | 98% | 2021-05-04 |
| 10075. | Mason (lazymason32) | 88.88 | 97.2% | 2021-02-23 |
| 10076. | Arief (ilikfunky7) | 88.88 | 96% | 2021-01-15 |
| 10077. | Björn Orri (bjornorri) | 88.88 | 98% | 2018-01-24 |
| 10078. | wow (kitzin) | 88.88 | 99% | 2018-04-02 |
| 10079. | Bill Sean (billy81) | 88.87 | 95.3% | 2024-12-31 |
| 10080. | Jem (jemanema) | 88.87 | 98% | 2021-05-01 |
| 10081. | Markus Simic (its_raspyii) | 88.86 | 96% | 2025-05-27 |
| 10082. | seb (xsebzero) | 88.86 | 98% | 2024-10-04 |
| 10083. | Sahil (sahil21db) | 88.86 | 97% | 2021-10-16 |
| 10084. | Butdikc (butdikc) | 88.86 | 96% | 2020-08-04 |
| 10085. | Alvex (gr_alvex) | 88.86 | 98% | 2019-04-10 |
| 10086. | CJ (cj2305) | 88.85 | 99% | 2024-05-20 |
| 10087. | Vincent (waldoo) | 88.85 | 98% | 2020-01-13 |
| 10088. | Magykti (magykting) | 88.85 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 10089. | Nick (condensedmilk) | 88.85 | 99% | 2019-07-07 |
| 10090. | speeddemon (speeddemon9000) | 88.84 | 97.7% | 2023-10-25 |
| 10091. | tinkureddy (tinkureddy) | 88.84 | 99% | 2017-08-20 |
| 10092. | Francis (francis430) | 88.83 | 99% | 2022-08-04 |
| 10093. | Max (madmax89) | 88.83 | 100% | 2018-11-25 |
| 10094. | Morsbøl (morsboel) | 88.82 | 93% | 2017-05-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |