So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31508. | Nicolas (nickolishous) | 48.85 | 95% | 2019-02-24 |
| 31509. | Alex (assassinmonkey) | 48.85 | 93% | 2018-02-03 |
| 31510. | Ujjwal (megamindx) | 48.85 | 95.9% | 2021-02-19 |
| 31511. | Martin (mrtnwilliam) | 48.85 | 94% | 2014-11-05 |
| 31512. | infinitus (infinitusone) | 48.85 | 98% | 2013-09-12 |
| 31513. | Ethan (s1ip2r) | 48.84 | 98% | 2021-12-02 |
| 31514. | Pranjal (pranjal30) | 48.84 | 93% | 2023-07-02 |
| 31515. | Leonardo (zadig1789) | 48.83 | 95% | 2021-11-24 |
| 31516. | Moses (awesmoses) | 48.83 | 85% | 2013-04-09 |
| 31517. | Syed (sohaib_01) | 48.83 | 97% | 2023-05-25 |
| 31518. | Vinit (vspundir) | 48.83 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
| 31519. | mosmos_21 (mosmos_21) | 48.83 | 97% | 2021-01-28 |
| 31520. | danieldomingues86 (danieldo... | 48.83 | — | 2010-09-28 |
| 31521. | Gyuin (gd_0818) | 48.83 | — | 2010-04-19 |
| 31522. | Gib (dzogaba) | 48.83 | 85% | 2014-09-10 |
| 31523. | Ju An (juan13244) | 48.83 | 89% | 2011-06-06 |
| 31524. | Nikhil (nikhil03) | 48.82 | 97% | 2023-02-19 |
| 31525. | Sagar (sagarrai) | 48.82 | 94% | 2023-08-25 |
| 31526. | Che (cherry3330) | 48.82 | 84% | 2013-06-16 |
| 31527. | Wujue (wujue) | 48.82 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 31528. | jai (jaihunter) | 48.82 | 95% | 2017-12-04 |
| 31529. | Ton's (tonzarinas) | 48.82 | 91% | 2011-10-22 |
| 31530. | Pancake (pancake15) | 48.80 | 95% | 2022-10-07 |
| 31531. | Niko (gona01) | 48.80 | 96% | 2023-01-16 |
| 31532. | Abid (abid_zzz) | 48.80 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 31533. | cuong (alex_248) | 48.80 | — | 2010-09-23 |
| 31534. | nhan (quocnhan) | 48.80 | — | 2011-03-12 |
| 31535. | ㄅ半郭 (twkuo) | 48.80 | — | 2009-06-13 |
| 31536. | coc (maquangtri) | 48.80 | — | 2010-06-01 |
| 31537. | gakuse (gakuse) | 48.80 | 95% | 2012-05-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |