When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9794. | xiangpeng (linxiangpeng) | 82.59 | 98% | 2020-12-28 |
| 9795. | 誌綸 (tdog0507) | 82.59 | 98% | 2021-10-22 |
| 9796. | Accuracy (dozwolonymein) | 82.59 | 96% | 2022-06-28 |
| 9797. | Felix (tresflex) | 82.59 | 96% | 2020-05-17 |
| 9798. | aurophoe (aurophoe) | 82.58 | 97% | 2021-11-22 |
| 9799. | Cihsa (oddlysatisfly) | 82.58 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
| 9800. | TennisGOAT (tennislegend1234) | 82.58 | 96.3% | 2023-11-19 |
| 9801. | bob (bobjenkins77) | 82.58 | 98% | 2018-07-28 |
| 9802. | memo (memost) | 82.58 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 9803. | Yut (poominb) | 82.57 | 97% | 2022-10-30 |
| 9804. | juicyguidette (juicyguidette) | 82.57 | 96.7% | 2023-06-13 |
| 9805. | Percival (oftheroundtable) | 82.57 | 95% | 2022-04-29 |
| 9806. | farzan (farzanhges) | 82.57 | 95.9% | 2023-12-06 |
| 9807. | nullandvoid (theprogrammer) | 82.57 | 98% | 2018-09-11 |
| 9808. | Markus (mkh90) | 82.57 | 97% | 2020-06-16 |
| 9809. | Albert (albertc97) | 82.57 | 97% | 2017-03-14 |
| 9810. | Amisently (amisently) | 82.56 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| 9811. | Sam (saemoos) | 82.56 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 9812. | clowning97 (clowning97) | 82.56 | 97% | 2020-03-20 |
| 9813. | Austin (oztran) | 82.56 | 97% | 2018-04-29 |
| 9814. | heisvi (bobbytes) | 82.56 | 96% | 2024-08-02 |
| 9815. | epigee (epigee) | 82.55 | 95% | 2022-11-07 |
| 9816. | Madi (madi_ingy) | 82.55 | 96% | 2023-03-28 |
| 9817. | Armon (airtyper_11) | 82.55 | 95% | 2021-09-16 |
| 9818. | krispy (crusteekrabs) | 82.55 | 96% | 2021-04-10 |
| 9819. | Dennis (goreilla) | 82.55 | 96% | 2021-04-22 |
| 9820. | Daniel (danjobo) | 82.55 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
| 9821. | Bing (turbosucker) | 82.54 | 97.7% | 2025-03-08 |
| 9822. | Jamesey (jameseyjames) | 82.54 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 9823. | bbdnoir (bbd_noir) | 82.54 | 97% | 2023-03-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |