I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13754. | Kev (k3vl3w) | 77.86 | 98% | 2017-08-30 |
| 13755. | FabL. (fablry) | 77.85 | 98% | 2022-03-06 |
| 13756. | tim891998 (tim891998) | 77.85 | 97% | 2023-06-09 |
| 13757. | efergodox (efergodox) | 77.85 | 97% | 2016-10-25 |
| 13758. | Ronald (ronladred) | 77.85 | 94% | 2016-07-05 |
| 13759. | drpro (drprocrast) | 77.84 | 95% | 2023-05-13 |
| 13760. | Hamidreza (cih2001) | 77.84 | 99% | 2022-10-09 |
| 13761. | Ethan (ethanangg) | 77.84 | 96% | 2022-10-18 |
| 13762. | Sanzhar (anonymous_s) | 77.83 | 96% | 2023-06-26 |
| 13763. | bran (evenntide_) | 77.83 | 97% | 2021-01-28 |
| 13764. | Gabe (gabe90) | 77.83 | 97% | 2016-06-14 |
| 13765. | Adam (adamwhite18) | 77.82 | 91% | 2017-04-21 |
| 13766. | KnightWithSword (mishras839... | 77.81 | 96% | 2023-03-08 |
| 13767. | Andrei (andrei518) | 77.81 | 96.3% | 2023-07-30 |
| 13768. | Trial (trial_name) | 77.81 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
| 13769. | Lucas (omangoes) | 77.81 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| 13770. | Ninheart (ninheart) | 77.80 | 96% | 2023-01-08 |
| 13771. | saad (saduman) | 77.80 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 13772. | Caleb (dinomitedude) | 77.80 | 96% | 2018-12-13 |
| 13773. | Dons (dinar) | 77.80 | 98% | 2017-07-26 |
| 13774. | Sulaim (sulaim) | 77.79 | 97.5% | 2025-05-09 |
| 13775. | Steven (swordyz) | 77.79 | 95.4% | 2024-12-17 |
| 13776. | James (ddir_james) | 77.79 | 96.2% | 2023-08-30 |
| 13777. | Wangus (shaggysuave) | 77.79 | 86% | 2016-08-12 |
| 13778. | Viktor (loomer) | 77.79 | 97% | 2019-05-02 |
| 13779. | Tricoe (tricoe) | 77.78 | 97% | 2018-07-04 |
| 13780. | Eric (erichong) | 77.78 | 98% | 2019-03-15 |
| 13781. | Hoppy (crunchydog) | 77.77 | 98% | 2020-02-25 |
| 13782. | David Yi Hong (davidyihong) | 77.76 | 96.9% | 2024-07-25 |
| 13783. | Kash79 (kashyap79) | 77.76 | 97% | 2022-01-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |