As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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17356. | Julia (multique) | 66.90 | 97% | 2022-01-12 |
17357. | Ravi (ravimajhi) | 66.90 | 96% | 2022-06-01 |
17358. | Tim (s7evin) | 66.90 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
17359. | Ein (einkokelhahn) | 66.90 | 96% | 2018-09-24 |
17360. | vanarp (vanarp0) | 66.90 | 97% | 2019-01-01 |
17361. | Darryl (250wpm) | 66.90 | 95% | 2017-09-20 |
17362. | Ayham (ayhamgh) | 66.89 | 97% | 2022-09-15 |
17363. | Slava (not_okay) | 66.89 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
17364. | Beasttstats[masterlow] (mas... | 66.89 | 96.2% | 2023-10-17 |
17365. | Safer (leafm) | 66.89 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
17366. | Hiren (userhiren) | 66.89 | 87% | 2016-03-31 |
17367. | patrick (lucky_ninja3412) | 66.89 | 94% | 2021-01-26 |
17368. | EncasedTime (encasedtime) | 66.88 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
17369. | Ashu (asaral) | 66.88 | 98% | 2023-07-25 |
17370. | Khayet (khayet) | 66.88 | 96% | 2015-04-30 |
17371. | Gavin (meizlizard) | 66.88 | 95% | 2016-06-09 |
17372. | stt (soulert) | 66.87 | 98% | 2022-02-25 |
17373. | Saad (saad_mohammed7) | 66.87 | 95% | 2021-03-16 |
17374. | Hope (hopiel) | 66.87 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
17375. | sitoss (sitoss) | 66.87 | 98% | 2023-07-19 |
17376. | PURPLE (toogood53) | 66.87 | 94% | 2016-11-30 |
17377. | Joshua (lckjosh) | 66.87 | 95% | 2018-06-06 |
17378. | Archie (runemoose42) | 66.86 | 96% | 2018-06-26 |
17379. | vormin (vormin) | 66.86 | 96% | 2021-07-31 |
17380. | Inspector (ittseuceda) | 66.86 | 97% | 2015-08-21 |
17381. | teewaybi (tipitipii) | 66.85 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
17382. | Joshua (twinklestarchild) | 66.85 | 97% | 2021-10-31 |
17383. | Doggo (thedogo) | 66.85 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
17384. | Typer (typtyptyp) | 66.85 | 94% | 2017-03-01 |
17385. | Felipe (lfpatinoo) | 66.84 | 97% | 2023-04-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |