Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8990. | Alex (delvern) | 90.43 | 98% | 2022-11-08 |
| 8991. | Martin (typeracist_) | 90.43 | 97% | 2021-11-04 |
| 8992. | Wendy (stamperrr) | 90.43 | 98% | 2022-12-02 |
| 8993. | Isaac (dolemitesundae) | 90.43 | 98% | 2020-12-13 |
| 8994. | duckyful (duckydatyper) | 90.42 | 97% | 2023-01-05 |
| 8995. | Chris Jozef Cad (kamireign) | 90.42 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 8996. | Mil (mil1534) | 90.42 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 8997. | Yazeed (snake69) | 90.41 | 96.4% | 2023-11-02 |
| 8998. | MortalCat (mortalcat) | 90.40 | 96.8% | 2024-04-19 |
| 8999. | Eric (yellowblankets) | 90.40 | 97% | 2022-04-09 |
| 9000. | Logan (36beastgod) | 90.40 | 96% | 2024-04-15 |
| 9001. | PJR (petrosyan_jr) | 90.40 | 98% | 2022-09-03 |
| 9002. | Sertschi (sertschi) | 90.40 | 96% | 2022-12-05 |
| 9003. | favour (teempakguy) | 90.39 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 9004. | ali-goes (alibookie) | 90.39 | 95% | 2017-11-22 |
| 9005. | Ibrahim (ibrahimnezar) | 90.39 | 99% | 2021-02-12 |
| 9006. | Mike (yoshyosh) | 90.38 | 98.5% | 2024-09-23 |
| 9007. | Pog (s4mispog) | 90.38 | 100% | 2021-02-23 |
| 9008. | PolishBorderIsOpen (lunchbo... | 90.38 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 9009. | Darin (notdvu) | 90.37 | 99% | 2021-03-19 |
| 9010. | Ro (lasro) | 90.36 | 95% | 2024-06-11 |
| 9011. | Matt (vinchenzoxl) | 90.36 | 99% | 2021-01-18 |
| 9012. | ARCHEI (kangsi) | 90.36 | 98% | 2018-11-01 |
| 9013. | SledgeHammer (wrinkleflute) | 90.35 | 97% | 2024-03-04 |
| 9014. | winner (thisisgoodname) | 90.35 | 98% | 2024-06-14 |
| 9015. | Raymon (raymonzhang) | 90.35 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 9016. | Shane (iker1224) | 90.35 | 98% | 2020-12-21 |
| 9017. | Matthew (mattyhassett) | 90.35 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
| 9018. | Megalabob (megalabob) | 90.34 | 99.5% | 2024-05-21 |
| 9019. | Jared (varmitz1) | 90.34 | 98% | 2022-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |