The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5431. | pawitz (pawitzmu) | 55.90 | — | 2009-01-03 |
| 5432. | Davis (skankfunk) | 55.90 | 90% | 2012-05-10 |
| 5433. | Blank (sydale) | 55.90 | 91% | 2017-01-20 |
| 5434. | TMW98 (themostwanted98) | 55.90 | 89% | 2015-04-08 |
| 5435. | khoi (khoi_vip) | 55.90 | 98% | 2012-11-08 |
| 5436. | Cheez (cheez78) | 55.90 | 93% | 2023-03-10 |
| 5437. | Jdan (mikey112) | 55.90 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 5438. | Mohit (compmaster) | 55.89 | 96% | 2012-12-08 |
| 5439. | Regina (reggy_10) | 55.89 | 96% | 2012-09-29 |
| 5440. | BonG-YaB (seannsen) | 55.88 | 86% | 2012-12-09 |
| 5441. | Filip (bsmnt) | 55.88 | 94% | 2022-12-28 |
| 5442. | duo (duo2010) | 55.87 | 98% | 2012-07-20 |
| 5443. | Harry (bone126) | 55.87 | 86% | 2017-04-24 |
| 5444. | Harvest (gearsoftheapparatus) | 55.87 | 90% | 2017-01-05 |
| 5445. | Finesse (lilpeep) | 55.87 | 91% | 2017-03-15 |
| 5446. | Marko (markovuc) | 55.87 | — | 2008-09-17 |
| 5447. | akash (akash30) | 55.86 | — | 2010-04-26 |
| 5448. | jose (asmking) | 55.86 | — | 2008-09-24 |
| 5449. | s3k0n3 (s3k0n3) | 55.86 | 94% | 2016-06-22 |
| 5450. | Lisa (leesemm) | 55.85 | — | 2010-04-20 |
| 5451. | Melmar (mztk25) | 55.85 | 97% | 2020-04-09 |
| 5452. | alejandro (mermeladov) | 55.85 | 91% | 2013-11-27 |
| 5453. | nikelaos (nikelaos) | 55.85 | — | 2010-04-26 |
| 5454. | Harvey (alipio_harvey) | 55.84 | — | 2009-05-31 |
| 5455. | Orexel (orexelstorm) | 55.84 | 91% | 2014-08-04 |
| 5456. | Samuel (zucune) | 55.84 | 87% | 2015-04-15 |
| 5457. | Onett (0nett) | 55.84 | 94.1% | 2021-03-02 |
| 5458. | Jim (jumsey) | 55.83 | 95% | 2019-01-19 |
| 5459. | Miles (saxman) | 55.83 | — | 2008-10-04 |
| 5460. | Vasanth (springbee) | 55.83 | 90% | 2013-03-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |