So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23646. | Rahul (gautamrahul) | 62.91 | 93% | 2012-08-21 |
| 23647. | Brooklyn (noraqs99) | 62.90 | 95% | 2023-05-16 |
| 23648. | OrangeJuicer (arskiir) | 62.90 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 23649. | Hatzkhamenei (hatzkhamenei) | 62.90 | 93% | 2016-11-07 |
| 23650. | Taavi (taavi) | 62.90 | 98% | 2012-08-10 |
| 23651. | Jack (jacksmurthwaite) | 62.90 | 95% | 2017-12-29 |
| 23652. | Jeff (jeffmark2000) | 62.89 | 96% | 2015-01-20 |
| 23653. | AyuAnchor (ayu_anchor) | 62.89 | 97% | 2023-04-02 |
| 23654. | Luhkoh (luhkoh) | 62.89 | 95.8% | 2023-10-20 |
| 23655. | t (timorgilad) | 62.89 | — | 2010-03-04 |
| 23656. | 🌊 (hobeats) | 62.88 | 95% | 2022-06-02 |
| 23657. | Â (ntandem) | 62.88 | 95% | 2018-06-22 |
| 23658. | Benjamin (benco) | 62.88 | 95% | 2011-08-05 |
| 23659. | al_on_pc (al_on_pc) | 62.88 | 96% | 2018-11-20 |
| 23660. | Richard (richardbautista) | 62.88 | 91% | 2011-06-24 |
| 23661. | annie (abbagab) | 62.88 | — | 2011-01-26 |
| 23662. | S1rlancerlott (s1rlancerlott) | 62.87 | 92% | 2015-11-04 |
| 23663. | John (battlepantssw) | 62.87 | 96% | 2020-10-01 |
| 23664. | Aries Vince (arvj9) | 62.87 | 96% | 2021-05-31 |
| 23665. | SpongeBob (cerealkila) | 62.87 | 96% | 2021-06-09 |
| 23666. | NULL; (ny_typing) | 62.87 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 23667. | Nick (nspinner) | 62.87 | — | 2008-11-18 |
| 23668. | Ivan (breadguru) | 62.86 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
| 23669. | nawpaw (nawpaw) | 62.86 | 97% | 2019-04-12 |
| 23670. | Narva (mussolini_) | 62.86 | 94% | 2016-10-03 |
| 23671. | alex (onemaster) | 62.86 | 95% | 2011-09-09 |
| 23672. | Vinicius (vinnyataide) | 62.86 | 94% | 2016-06-29 |
| 23673. | Andres (andreshazard) | 62.86 | 96% | 2020-11-01 |
| 23674. | Dena (dsehwail799) | 62.85 | 88% | 2013-05-24 |
| 23675. | Nahian (nahian00777) | 62.85 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |