The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13952. | jennierlsq (jenniferlsq) | 81.86 | 97% | 2019-07-24 |
| 13953. | Bob (diamonddragon36) | 81.85 | 97% | 2018-03-03 |
| 13954. | James (blue6249) | 81.85 | 94% | 2012-12-22 |
| 13955. | dudu (duduzera) | 81.85 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 13956. | Uros (ukrunic) | 81.85 | 94% | 2014-12-26 |
| 13957. | asdf (jplow1) | 81.85 | 95% | 2011-06-20 |
| 13958. | Chris (pr1m3) | 81.85 | 91% | 2017-05-05 |
| 13959. | Drake (drakeeeuru) | 81.85 | 97% | 2015-05-28 |
| 13960. | Richard (the_xu) | 81.84 | 98% | 2019-03-26 |
| 13961. | Rodolfo (rojunman) | 81.84 | 98% | 2022-07-31 |
| 13962. | Luis (chapibol) | 81.84 | 98% | 2022-09-28 |
| 13963. | Danny (dannytriestotype) | 81.84 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 13964. | Dagareth (mindcrime) | 81.84 | 96% | 2014-10-11 |
| 13965. | Mark (veltzer) | 81.84 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 13966. | taco (tacocat0) | 81.84 | 98% | 2018-09-07 |
| 13967. | Dave (dfonvielle) | 81.84 | 98% | 2012-12-14 |
| 13968. | Black (ryujinjakka) | 81.83 | 98% | 2023-08-19 |
| 13969. | tyler (ssjtyru) | 81.83 | 96.1% | 2021-02-17 |
| 13970. | Jonathan Justin (jonathanjw05) | 81.83 | 97% | 2018-11-20 |
| 13971. | DvorakAcct1 (dvorakacct1) | 81.83 | 99% | 2013-04-23 |
| 13972. | Italo (italus) | 81.83 | — | 2009-02-22 |
| 13973. | nora (clumsyintern) | 81.82 | 96% | 2021-09-22 |
| 13974. | プロトポト (azsatu) | 81.82 | 97% | 2019-05-14 |
| 13975. | Santa (santasanta) | 81.81 | 92% | 2017-04-19 |
| 13976. | _Atomic*Heartz_ (lewis213) | 81.81 | 97% | 2022-04-23 |
| 13977. | Scalmole (scalmole) | 81.81 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
| 13978. | Heo (tac_ke_bong94) | 81.81 | 90% | 2014-04-08 |
| 13979. | Guest (gu35t_) | 81.80 | 99% | 2020-08-19 |
| 13980. | Ti (timenoguy) | 81.80 | 97% | 2022-10-06 |
| 13981. | Rob (kobeashi) | 81.80 | 99% | 2022-08-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |