Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4332. | Hasibuan (voyager28) | 65.22 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 4333. | তৌসিফুল ফ... | 65.20 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
| 4334. | Moonlight (moonlight1211) | 65.20 | 94% | 2019-01-12 |
| 4335. | roshan (bhattaroshan) | 65.20 | 99% | 2017-09-26 |
| 4336. | Joshua (zonazone95) | 65.20 | 98% | 2018-06-06 |
| 4337. | PinkSpam (tomato_head) | 65.20 | 97% | 2019-01-28 |
| 4338. | Jason (jasonvincentius) | 65.19 | 96% | 2017-08-06 |
| 4339. | Jiang (jghjianghan) | 65.19 | 94% | 2018-05-17 |
| 4340. | CinnamonOwl (kitkat08) | 65.17 | 97% | 2018-10-25 |
| 4341. | (ano123) | 65.17 | 95% | 2019-01-30 |
| 4342. | one day 💯 (cyard) | 65.17 | 96% | 2017-12-25 |
| 4343. | (osmosis99) | 65.15 | 96% | 2019-12-26 |
| 4344. | (itypeslow1) | 65.14 | 96% | 2017-11-10 |
| 4345. | tstats[jgschu40] (jgschu40) | 65.14 | 96% | 2017-11-03 |
| 4346. | (bayemirov) | 65.14 | 96% | 2017-12-13 |
| 4347. | (horrendouskiwi) | 65.13 | 96% | 2019-09-15 |
| 4348. | Jacob (ryugo7) | 65.12 | 97% | 2017-08-28 |
| 4349. | Abhay (at8109) | 65.12 | 97% | 2020-09-17 |
| 4350. | (hassankoubeissi) | 65.11 | 97% | 2019-07-13 |
| 4351. | (mgamble) | 65.11 | 97% | 2018-10-01 |
| 4352. | Tadas (belekaigreitairasau) | 65.10 | 96% | 2019-07-10 |
| 4353. | (shadowmoney) | 65.10 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
| 4354. | Nameless (nameless_pixel) | 65.08 | 97% | 2020-12-09 |
| 4355. | (tbpramprabast) | 65.07 | 94% | 2019-02-15 |
| 4356. | (suksc0703) | 65.05 | 94% | 2020-11-14 |
| 4357. | (rybka147) | 65.03 | 97% | 2017-08-20 |
| 4358. | Giang (gianglaodai) | 65.02 | 98% | 2017-10-11 |
| 4359. | Hydratictheta (flobosthefish) | 65.02 | 96% | 2020-09-19 |
| 4360. | zooommm23 (zooommm23) | 65.00 | 94% | 2019-07-05 |
| 4361. | macqkr (maxplayz) | 65.00 | 96% | 2019-10-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |