As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3062. | (azlum) | 106.11 | 99% | 2024-06-30 |
| 3063. | (thebaneet) | 106.11 | 98% | 2025-09-20 |
| 3064. | T (woernert) | 106.10 | 99% | 2020-08-13 |
| 3065. | FreeHongKong (aquaficial) | 106.10 | 99% | 2020-02-09 |
| 3066. | (easy_game) | 106.09 | 98% | 2021-05-09 |
| 3067. | HATE LAG! (11fingerstypist) | 106.08 | 99% | 2021-12-12 |
| 3068. | (commandrew11) | 106.08 | 100% | 2022-06-29 |
| 3069. | TotalledZebra (totalledzebra) | 106.08 | 99% | 2021-08-30 |
| 3070. | (soul01) | 106.07 | 98% | 2026-01-08 |
| 3071. | idw103 (idw103) | 106.07 | 97% | 2021-05-28 |
| 3072. | Yaromir (yaromir_zhuravsky) | 106.05 | 99% | 2022-09-18 |
| 3073. | (jethrullah) | 106.04 | 98% | 2023-03-21 |
| 3074. | adolf (adolfhill) | 106.02 | 98.6% | 2023-10-18 |
| 3075. | (wet_tofu) | 106.02 | 98% | 2020-06-27 |
| 3076. | (dunkerschnoodle) | 106.02 | 97% | 2017-11-19 |
| 3077. | Me (justme196) | 106.00 | 96% | 2015-05-16 |
| 3078. | ryssh (ryssh) | 105.99 | 98% | 2015-05-03 |
| 3079. | (hansonterence123) | 105.98 | 98.2% | 2024-09-13 |
| 3080. | (jpngfile) | 105.96 | 96% | 2016-12-25 |
| 3081. | Donny (alphasm) | 105.94 | 99.5% | 2025-05-27 |
| 3082. | (xanforever) | 105.93 | 97.5% | 2024-12-21 |
| 3083. | (_bako) | 105.93 | 97.8% | 2024-11-23 |
| 3084. | Agrarelith (agrarelith) | 105.93 | 98% | 2021-02-09 |
| 3085. | Nick (professorvikingjesus) | 105.92 | 98.4% | 2024-03-27 |
| 3086. | Novadeluxe (fuccboy420) | 105.91 | 97% | 2018-09-04 |
| 3087. | Kita (kitaliz) | 105.91 | 95% | 2016-04-18 |
| 3088. | John (phrasee) | 105.91 | 99% | 2017-08-17 |
| 3089. | (ka1jublue) | 105.90 | 99% | 2024-05-12 |
| 3090. | Cass (sneakyperryplat) | 105.90 | 98% | 2023-03-08 |
| 3091. | (katimeo) | 105.90 | 97% | 2015-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |