The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7116. | (jasonbmagat) | 95.59 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 7117. | (paerody) | 95.59 | — | 2009-02-14 |
| 7118. | ﻋﺎﻁﻑ (luckyfrazz) | 95.59 | 93% | 2012-01-25 |
| 7119. | Belgarde (reiner24) | 95.58 | 97% | 2022-12-15 |
| 7120. | (samuelhalim12) | 95.58 | 99% | 2020-07-16 |
| 7121. | (ohplease) | 95.58 | 96% | 2013-11-10 |
| 7122. | (muruniiduk) | 95.58 | 96.3% | 2023-06-29 |
| 7123. | kqbmig (kqbmig) | 95.58 | 94% | 2014-02-12 |
| 7124. | GUTIERREZ (dramatik) | 95.58 | — | 2010-01-07 |
| 7125. | (babbins) | 95.57 | 99% | 2018-04-03 |
| 7126. | Judah (galford165) | 95.57 | 97% | 2013-09-28 |
| 7127. | (toby4246) | 95.57 | 97% | 2012-09-26 |
| 7128. | Erika (elind85) | 95.57 | 94% | 2014-08-12 |
| 7129. | (fb_razybobo_nureen) | 95.57 | 94% | 2013-09-03 |
| 7130. | (dancindazed) | 95.57 | 97% | 2012-10-16 |
| 7131. | (cory) | 95.57 | 99% | 2015-12-09 |
| 7132. | ryssh (ryssh) | 95.56 | 94% | 2016-06-28 |
| 7133. | (carebearknklbxr) | 95.55 | 99% | 2023-08-17 |
| 7134. | Alvan (ohsorice) | 95.55 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 7135. | (lambdasc) | 95.55 | 97% | 2012-10-07 |
| 7136. | (mukhtoyo) | 95.55 | 94% | 2012-10-12 |
| 7137. | (leejaypiqq) | 95.55 | 99% | 2017-07-14 |
| 7138. | lolitsgow (lolitsgow) | 95.54 | 98% | 2022-02-16 |
| 7139. | (confucius06) | 95.54 | 97% | 2014-04-03 |
| 7140. | (nightwolfdd) | 95.53 | 93% | 2016-10-02 |
| 7141. | (poison314) | 95.53 | 94% | 2016-04-14 |
| 7142. | (n0ntoxic) | 95.53 | 97% | 2019-03-11 |
| 7143. | Missing (s6cppr) | 95.52 | 98% | 2012-08-01 |
| 7144. | (zarr_) | 95.52 | 91% | 2013-01-12 |
| 7145. | (whtuwantfrom) | 95.52 | 98% | 2020-01-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |