So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7327. | (opponent) | 91.57 | 98% | 2015-06-11 |
| 7328. | (yungchode24) | 91.57 | 96% | 2017-11-16 |
| 7329. | Giorgi (0_alien) | 91.57 | 99% | 2017-12-19 |
| 7330. | mario (redkatar) | 91.57 | 97% | 2015-02-20 |
| 7331. | Johnny (quizzt) | 91.57 | 95% | 2013-04-04 |
| 7332. | (╯°□°）╯ (aaltra) | 91.57 | 96% | 2016-02-13 |
| 7333. | (neosifr) | 91.56 | 97% | 2017-08-25 |
| 7334. | Jack (24million) | 91.55 | 94% | 2013-09-24 |
| 7335. | (miastorniolo) | 91.55 | 98% | 2023-10-30 |
| 7336. | KTH (kthmanish) | 91.55 | 99% | 2023-03-08 |
| 7337. | (pinklamborghini) | 91.55 | 95.1% | 2023-07-29 |
| 7338. | (sarvan_kang) | 91.55 | 100% | 2013-08-16 |
| 7339. | (tpwiz4) | 91.55 | — | 2008-09-26 |
| 7340. | (xstacy) | 91.55 | 92% | 2012-08-27 |
| 7341. | (btriana) | 91.55 | 98% | 2012-10-21 |
| 7342. | (bebecam) | 91.55 | 98% | 2013-06-18 |
| 7343. | Bartek (batek_kierownik) | 91.54 | 96% | 2021-05-25 |
| 7344. | (confucius06) | 91.54 | 90% | 2014-04-03 |
| 7345. | 🌠Rubby🌠 (mikerubby) | 91.54 | 98% | 2018-04-30 |
| 7346. | ryssh (ryssh) | 91.54 | 92% | 2015-04-30 |
| 7347. | (rdyppy) | 91.54 | 95% | 2018-12-14 |
| 7348. | bell (bellflower) | 91.54 | 91% | 2016-06-03 |
| 7349. | Islys (islys) | 91.53 | 95% | 2014-09-13 |
| 7350. | Chad (aephus) | 91.53 | 98% | 2016-01-27 |
| 7351. | (jayssa2) | 91.53 | 97% | 2017-02-13 |
| 7352. | (hohospeed) | 91.52 | 98% | 2021-12-22 |
| 7353. | ydem2nir9tag (ydem2nir9tag) | 91.52 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 7354. | (lamers) | 91.52 | — | 2011-03-30 |
| 7355. | (falkenflyver) | 91.52 | 91% | 2017-03-22 |
| 7356. | (donrocks211) | 91.52 | 96% | 2016-05-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |