So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14303. | Typografo (typografo) | 77.76 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 14304. | ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ ... | 77.76 | 96% | 2022-10-27 |
| 14305. | JetroCuber (jetrocuber) | 77.76 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 14306. | Max (souriz) | 77.76 | 97% | 2018-02-12 |
| 14307. | arxbombus (arxbombus) | 77.76 | 92% | 2015-08-21 |
| 14308. | David (hahayoulose) | 77.76 | 98% | 2016-03-04 |
| 14309. | AziziAziz (ziziaziz) | 77.76 | 97% | 2013-12-11 |
| 14310. | Smelly Cat (samhermingtonqu... | 77.76 | 99% | 2020-07-17 |
| 14311. | Dan (dthores1) | 77.76 | 95% | 2013-01-24 |
| 14312. | Bill (achabill) | 77.76 | 95% | 2016-01-12 |
| 14313. | Bijay (shresthabijay) | 77.75 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
| 14314. | Yung (yung_bartholomew) | 77.75 | 95% | 2023-02-22 |
| 14315. | Atif (atif_zaheer) | 77.75 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 14316. | Faiz (danklinroosepelt) | 77.75 | 97% | 2013-04-02 |
| 14317. | divided (divided) | 77.75 | 94% | 2013-12-04 |
| 14318. | alretha (alrethafranklin) | 77.75 | 92% | 2016-04-18 |
| 14319. | Ryan (ryanarmandhayt) | 77.74 | 97% | 2018-06-05 |
| 14320. | Maritta (maritta) | 77.74 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 14321. | Amtrix (amtrix) | 77.73 | 92% | 2014-09-10 |
| 14322. | Tia (athiya) | 77.73 | 95% | 2022-06-17 |
| 14323. | Bluish_Cloud (bluish_cloud) | 77.73 | 96% | 2022-02-12 |
| 14324. | Ajay singh (ajaybhadauriya) | 77.73 | 98% | 2019-12-13 |
| 14325. | ibster (ibster) | 77.73 | 93% | 2011-12-11 |
| 14326. | ананас (mnzk) | 77.72 | 98% | 2023-06-22 |
| 14327. | Lamb (sharkk) | 77.72 | 92% | 2013-10-28 |
| 14328. | Anupam (plaanupam) | 77.72 | 99% | 2022-06-06 |
| 14329. | Nikki (poophandz) | 77.72 | 94% | 2011-08-06 |
| 14330. | Sammy (toucht) | 77.72 | — | 2009-07-16 |
| 14331. | Hekri (hekri) | 77.72 | 95% | 2016-07-06 |
| 14332. | ⠀___🐌⠀ (valdizney) | 77.71 | 97% | 2019-12-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |