Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4476. | Jesse (asunder87) | 57.64 | 96% | 2018-02-22 |
| 4477. | HKwonster (jesuschristthe2n... | 57.63 | 97% | 2018-01-02 |
| 4478. | John (vgene) | 57.62 | 96% | 2019-08-16 |
| 4479. | GodfreyGyz (godfreygyz) | 57.60 | 95% | 2017-10-25 |
| 4480. | Retro (retrofizz) | 57.59 | 94% | 2020-05-12 |
| 4481. | Echo (echo316) | 57.59 | 94% | 2018-12-18 |
| 4482. | julie (juli_ana) | 57.58 | 94% | 2020-02-12 |
| 4483. | Ex (not_a_razer) | 57.58 | 93% | 2020-12-11 |
| 4484. | Muhmmad (youmar) | 57.56 | 97% | 2020-01-19 |
| 4485. | Tamil (tamil2915) | 57.55 | 97% | 2018-10-03 |
| 4486. | Vinh (piecharts) | 57.54 | 95% | 2019-03-04 |
| 4487. | Reidar (tillman1891) | 57.53 | 94% | 2020-11-10 |
| 4488. | ggzor (ggzor) | 57.53 | 97% | 2020-10-05 |
| 4489. | Wouter (wouter_kuijk) | 57.52 | 97% | 2020-03-09 |
| 4490. | husnosaj (husnosaj) | 57.52 | 94% | 2019-01-28 |
| 4491. | Christian (christianotto) | 57.51 | 95% | 2018-01-07 |
| 4492. | Van (motorhobo) | 57.48 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
| 4493. | Rahul (russellriago) | 57.48 | 96% | 2018-01-12 |
| 4494. | maaeab (moemenahmed) | 57.46 | 95% | 2019-01-22 |
| 4495. | Pid (blackpanther4289) | 57.44 | 97% | 2019-03-29 |
| 4496. | プロトポト (azsatu) | 57.44 | 94% | 2018-04-02 |
| 4497. | szk3y (szk3y) | 57.43 | 97% | 2017-08-19 |
| 4498. | David (eglamire) | 57.43 | 96% | 2019-12-10 |
| 4499. | Black (xblackdragon9) | 57.41 | 95% | 2020-04-29 |
| 4500. | michael (localls) | 57.41 | 95% | 2020-11-03 |
| 4501. | drh;a (leffy) | 57.40 | 96% | 2019-01-23 |
| 4502. | Tevanuk (tevanuk) | 57.40 | 97% | 2020-12-19 |
| 4503. | Aki (typewriter2003) | 57.40 | 98% | 2019-05-01 |
| 4504. | Zach (l0rk1n) | 57.39 | 96% | 2018-05-28 |
| 4505. | Nikita (fighterstrike99) | 57.39 | 95% | 2018-12-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |