I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8834. | Jeffrey (jeffyee12122) | 88.87 | 98% | 2025-02-17 |
| 8835. | Enclosed (enclosedletter) | 88.87 | 97% | 2022-09-03 |
| 8836. | Josiah (jojobaphobe) | 88.87 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 8837. | Baz (bazzykrunkz) | 88.87 | 95% | 2020-04-28 |
| 8838. | Pedro (m0choo) | 88.87 | 97.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 8839. | nafaal (nafaal) | 88.86 | 98% | 2023-05-17 |
| 8840. | Irham (irhamdinataa) | 88.86 | 98% | 2021-09-10 |
| 8841. | Chumchum (aldzia) | 88.86 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 8842. | EdJr (edjr) | 88.86 | 98% | 2021-06-17 |
| 8843. | `jakeeee_ (jakee_) | 88.86 | 97% | 2018-03-09 |
| 8844. | TheShulkerBox (theshulkerbox) | 88.85 | 97% | 2024-08-18 |
| 8845. | Zack (_sempiternal_) | 88.85 | 97% | 2019-08-24 |
| 8846. | alyssa (alyyyssa) | 88.85 | 97% | 2017-06-06 |
| 8847. | Arsennn (arsenn) | 88.85 | 97% | 2023-03-28 |
| 8848. | tstats[wimbleimble] (wimble... | 88.85 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
| 8849. | David (dave_em) | 88.85 | 99% | 2021-08-14 |
| 8850. | Romeo (vroomeo) | 88.84 | 97% | 2023-09-11 |
| 8851. | Daniel (stan_gfriend) | 88.84 | 96% | 2020-11-04 |
| 8852. | ph (phmi) | 88.84 | 99% | 2022-09-20 |
| 8853. | Rahul (russellriago) | 88.84 | 97% | 2019-09-19 |
| 8854. | Candice (cc_1217) | 88.84 | 96% | 2017-05-23 |
| 8855. | Jimmy (user39) | 88.83 | 97.3% | 2023-11-24 |
| 8856. | Boris (bpst2k) | 88.83 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
| 8857. | Feiran (taofifi11) | 88.83 | 99% | 2023-08-10 |
| 8858. | Allen (alskso) | 88.83 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
| 8859. | Abbey (abbey240901) | 88.83 | 98.5% | 2023-08-03 |
| 8860. | Max (madmax89) | 88.83 | 99% | 2020-01-01 |
| 8861. | Huy (kenvjnkute) | 88.83 | 96% | 2017-05-14 |
| 8862. | Duc (ducx0049) | 88.82 | 97% | 2024-04-25 |
| 8863. | Sweet (sweet_ecstasy) | 88.82 | 97% | 2015-08-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |