As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4389. | w👀u (weyesu) | 99.62 | 99% | 2021-04-17 |
| 4390. | twój (visionaryblender) | 99.62 | 92% | 2017-03-07 |
| 4391. | Jason (jb33000) | 99.62 | 97% | 2018-08-03 |
| 4392. | cryo (jwalpuck) | 99.60 | 98% | 2015-07-22 |
| 4393. | Potato (riyer) | 99.60 | 98% | 2017-06-13 |
| 4394. | OP99 (overpowered99) | 99.59 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 4395. | Danny (dannyzzzzz) | 99.58 | 99% | 2021-09-20 |
| 4396. | Ferdiant (justquarter) | 99.58 | 88% | 2015-10-18 |
| 4397. | Dylan (dackels) | 99.58 | 95% | 2016-12-11 |
| 4398. | Emil (emle10) | 99.57 | 98% | 2019-01-21 |
| 4399. | Nate (hoopstrings) | 99.57 | 98% | 2021-09-09 |
| 4400. | Renz (enriqatron52) | 99.56 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
| 4401. | Ocephalus Braggart Flapdood... | 99.56 | 97% | 2022-08-06 |
| 4402. | Ai Sing (aixin) | 99.56 | 94% | 2016-11-01 |
| 4403. | Joe (joefromlongisland) | 99.55 | 100% | 2017-07-20 |
| 4404. | Peter (ptnguyen) | 99.55 | 97% | 2016-03-03 |
| 4405. | asdf (rushlync) | 99.54 | 98.2% | 2024-03-15 |
| 4406. | Andrew (typemaster6215) | 99.54 | 98% | 2020-10-10 |
| 4407. | TripleEggCake (jpavel) | 99.54 | 98% | 2018-09-05 |
| 4408. | Jer (nadel1232) | 99.54 | 94% | 2015-04-08 |
| 4409. | eisenwave (eisenwave) | 99.53 | 99% | 2024-03-11 |
| 4410. | derkythejerky (derkythejerky) | 99.53 | 98% | 2024-08-02 |
| 4411. | Bobby (aeternalis1) | 99.53 | 98% | 2019-06-06 |
| 4412. | Jenna (yunjenna77) | 99.53 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
| 4413. | nisekoi (nisekoi) | 99.53 | 95% | 2015-06-18 |
| 4414. | Amy (amyaugusta) | 99.52 | 99% | 2015-09-18 |
| 4415. | penguinking (emperorpenquin) | 99.51 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
| 4416. | Ramses (boinkey) | 99.51 | 97.4% | 2024-12-15 |
| 4417. | lori (lori_b) | 99.50 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
| 4418. | Vaj (taychee) | 99.50 | 97.9% | 2023-09-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |