I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9589. | Deus (deusseb) | 86.90 | 95% | 2020-10-23 |
| 9590. | Boris (bb667) | 86.90 | 96% | 2020-03-14 |
| 9591. | Vytautas (brain5ide) | 86.90 | 98% | 2015-07-29 |
| 9592. | Febreeze (madlibs) | 86.90 | 90% | 2015-04-23 |
| 9593. | Nathan (craizar) | 86.89 | 98% | 2021-08-28 |
| 9594. | Benderin0 (benderin0) | 86.88 | 97% | 2024-01-31 |
| 9595. | JIMMY (jimmy06) | 86.88 | 97% | 2024-07-30 |
| 9596. | FlyingFlamingo (deinna222) | 86.88 | 96% | 2015-10-02 |
| 9597. | Melvin (melli06) | 86.87 | 99% | 2020-05-29 |
| 9598. | House V (housev) | 86.87 | 97% | 2016-11-19 |
| 9599. | Notez (notez) | 86.87 | 94% | 2015-10-04 |
| 9600. | tstats[ymagunn] (ymagunn) | 86.86 | 96% | 2024-07-30 |
| 9601. | cheer (charliewi) | 86.86 | 97% | 2022-12-31 |
| 9602. | Ninja (diejkonpog) | 86.86 | 96% | 2021-02-15 |
| 9603. | theaveragedude (the_avg_dude) | 86.86 | 98% | 2021-10-24 |
| 9604. | Guts (noob_06) | 86.86 | 98% | 2017-07-10 |
| 9605. | Dramadix (dramadix) | 86.85 | 97.5% | 2024-05-15 |
| 9606. | Elia (ganmen) | 86.85 | 98% | 2020-05-03 |
| 9607. | Michael (mchu519) | 86.85 | 96% | 2021-08-24 |
| 9608. | Tobie (tobberd) | 86.85 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
| 9609. | asdf (rushlync) | 86.85 | 96.6% | 2024-08-22 |
| 9610. | Michael (punkkoala) | 86.85 | 97% | 2015-06-18 |
| 9611. | West (westqt) | 86.85 | 94% | 2016-10-23 |
| 9612. | Red (dealbreaker) | 86.84 | 98% | 2023-05-29 |
| 9613. | slowpoke (ploperq) | 86.84 | 98% | 2023-04-17 |
| 9614. | Larry (lizard_larry) | 86.84 | 97% | 2022-01-04 |
| 9615. | machinegungeek (machinegung... | 86.84 | 99% | 2019-04-03 |
| 9616. | ＴＯＭＭＹ (taweesoft) | 86.84 | 96% | 2018-01-18 |
| 9617. | Boogie (chris186) | 86.84 | 97% | 2016-01-06 |
| 9618. | boniu (wincentbugs) | 86.84 | 95% | 2021-12-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |