The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11793. | Stella (gmacd) | 85.76 | — | 2009-08-23 |
| 11794. | MrRabbit (mr_rabbit_) | 85.75 | 97% | 2023-09-05 |
| 11795. | Meditate (meditate) | 85.75 | 98% | 2022-01-20 |
| 11796. | Turkey (habibiturkey) | 85.75 | 96% | 2023-03-10 |
| 11797. | Timmy (air_) | 85.75 | 94% | 2014-07-25 |
| 11798. | Akash (akash12) | 85.75 | 91% | 2017-05-18 |
| 11799. | Stable (delux77) | 85.75 | 99% | 2017-06-11 |
| 11800. | Jamie (charcuterielord) | 85.74 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
| 11801. | Dan (danisoz12) | 85.74 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 11802. | ada (sadness03) | 85.74 | 97% | 2020-04-05 |
| 11803. | chloe (derpfacedan) | 85.74 | 94% | 2016-03-29 |
| 11804. | Amjo324 (amjo324) | 85.74 | 97% | 2011-06-01 |
| 11805. | Pranav (pranavk) | 85.73 | 96% | 2014-04-13 |
| 11806. | Rat (ryuki1945) | 85.73 | 98% | 2021-10-01 |
| 11807. | Bruce (milothatch) | 85.73 | 96% | 2018-05-14 |
| 11808. | Henry (grrpuretwo) | 85.73 | 96% | 2012-12-11 |
| 11809. | 日本が大好き (kawce4) | 85.72 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
| 11810. | asdf (rushlync) | 85.72 | 97.4% | 2023-10-22 |
| 11811. | Mazze (shadyone) | 85.72 | 96% | 2023-07-24 |
| 11812. | Ora Ora (eddyyang2003) | 85.72 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 11813. | BoBon (bonbon) | 85.72 | — | 2008-10-24 |
| 11814. | Alex (peinful) | 85.72 | 95% | 2013-03-09 |
| 11815. | Guest (nextelement) | 85.72 | 98% | 2015-08-10 |
| 11816. | cwccc (khjhs8062) | 85.72 | — | 2010-09-22 |
| 11817. | jimz (california00jk) | 85.72 | — | 2010-12-07 |
| 11818. | KevinVG207 (kevinvg207) | 85.71 | 96% | 2016-06-08 |
| 11819. | Akash (speedy_acj) | 85.71 | 99% | 2022-12-29 |
| 11820. | Dylan (thedylan186) | 85.71 | 92% | 2016-08-05 |
| 11821. | fikki (fikki) | 85.71 | — | 2009-01-04 |
| 11822. | anguelo (anguelo) | 85.71 | 96% | 2023-04-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |