So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9282. | f1_racer (f1_racer_car) | 87.22 | 99% | 2021-08-15 |
| 9283. | AMY (amy123) | 87.22 | 95% | 2013-09-19 |
| 9284. | Charles (charles_good) | 87.21 | 98% | 2023-02-08 |
| 9285. | Alex (alexthegrand) | 87.21 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 9286. | Museum (museumguide) | 87.21 | 94% | 2016-12-07 |
| 9287. | Zoaz (zoaz) | 87.21 | 95% | 2019-07-17 |
| 9288. | Take Em Back (thankful) | 87.21 | — | 2011-04-11 |
| 9289. | Jordan (stumbledore) | 87.21 | 97% | 2012-02-18 |
| 9290. | Mike (akman) | 87.21 | — | 2009-05-10 |
| 9291. | Manuele (mannics) | 87.20 | 96% | 2018-09-17 |
| 9292. | Kelby (haulzy) | 87.20 | 98% | 2021-12-26 |
| 9293. | Ben (person132) | 87.20 | — | 2010-05-21 |
| 9294. | Olivia (orangejuice246) | 87.20 | 98% | 2017-07-13 |
| 9295. | Debbie (debbieas213) | 87.20 | — | 2010-11-05 |
| 9296. | Mufasa (ceer) | 87.19 | 86% | 2014-04-25 |
| 9297. | Prasanth (gprasanth) | 87.19 | 95% | 2017-04-12 |
| 9298. | Anh (anhton232) | 87.18 | 97% | 2022-11-26 |
| 9299. | asdf (rushlync) | 87.18 | 96.7% | 2023-10-04 |
| 9300. | big (bigfinger420) | 87.18 | 97.8% | 2021-02-02 |
| 9301. | Koolie (theslowesttypereva) | 87.18 | 97% | 2019-09-17 |
| 9302. | asaku (asaku) | 87.17 | 95% | 2023-08-03 |
| 9303. | Yash (yashshingade28) | 87.17 | 98% | 2021-10-25 |
| 9304. | Alex (snowmen777) | 87.17 | 97% | 2014-06-20 |
| 9305. | Jimmy (tenjimmy) | 87.17 | — | 2010-11-10 |
| 9306. | Jacob (emptypaintbrush) | 87.16 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
| 9307. | Kumar (kayush) | 87.16 | 98% | 2020-09-01 |
| 9308. | שבי (wallabyy) | 87.15 | 93% | 2015-01-16 |
| 9309. | Neko (pippaola) | 87.15 | 97% | 2018-12-09 |
| 9310. | Fyreball12 (bilzzard15) | 87.15 | 91% | 2017-05-14 |
| 9311. | Cameron (cqmeron) | 87.14 | 98% | 2019-01-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |