The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24251. | Christopher (jazzy_dawson) | 64.78 | 96% | 2018-09-11 |
| 24252. | Gersom (gersom1828) | 64.78 | 93% | 2014-04-04 |
| 24253. | LightningMcQueen (yeezyyeezy) | 64.77 | 90% | 2017-03-31 |
| 24254. | Jakub (meszka) | 64.77 | 97% | 2012-03-28 |
| 24255. | Nikolaus (zweehn) | 64.77 | 96% | 2019-04-28 |
| 24256. | Black (speed_up) | 64.77 | — | 2009-01-04 |
| 24257. | Simon (thesherlocklayout) | 64.77 | 95.8% | 2021-02-12 |
| 24258. | Muhammad (256shoaib) | 64.77 | 92% | 2012-11-10 |
| 24259. | Hridya (soulwalker) | 64.76 | 96% | 2022-06-08 |
| 24260. | Josh (fiyer) | 64.76 | 95% | 2021-05-11 |
| 24261. | Markus (himike) | 64.76 | — | 2011-03-07 |
| 24262. | Duda (dudadornelles) | 64.76 | — | 2011-01-05 |
| 24263. | Timothy (ttphout) | 64.76 | 96% | 2016-04-20 |
| 24264. | Yash (royal_ralhi) | 64.75 | 96% | 2022-07-06 |
| 24265. | Le (superquay) | 64.75 | — | 2010-12-08 |
| 24266. | scw (renderloop) | 64.75 | 97% | 2012-11-10 |
| 24267. | wonstar (won808) | 64.74 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 24268. | Archie (runemoose42) | 64.74 | 96% | 2018-06-02 |
| 24269. | Antonny (kennelkiz) | 64.74 | 96% | 2019-05-12 |
| 24270. | Luke (gidgehuet) | 64.74 | 97% | 2019-06-29 |
| 24271. | Kornel (kornelt) | 64.73 | 96% | 2021-04-12 |
| 24272. | Harish (harish1995) | 64.73 | 96% | 2018-07-25 |
| 24273. | Lilo (vypress) | 64.72 | 96% | 2012-03-07 |
| 24274. | Buttersauce (eljay808) | 64.72 | — | 2009-07-31 |
| 24275. | Guest (njdarton) | 64.72 | — | 2010-12-01 |
| 24276. | Josh (debstep142) | 64.72 | 95% | 2017-08-24 |
| 24277. | c (cdavid010111) | 64.72 | — | 2011-02-15 |
| 24278. | Anton (arbfm) | 64.72 | 91% | 2017-01-12 |
| 24279. | Luis (hahachavez) | 64.71 | 96% | 2018-11-07 |
| 24280. | Jhonny (jhonny_space0ut) | 64.71 | 96% | 2021-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |