So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31039. | Nurzhan (rattlesnake_07) | 51.23 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 31040. | THINH (mr_thriving) | 51.23 | 94% | 2013-07-08 |
| 31041. | Ngoc (y2zisme) | 51.23 | — | 2010-08-29 |
| 31042. | jessica (jfernandes) | 51.23 | — | 2010-01-30 |
| 31043. | Yerkebulan (erkebulan01) | 51.23 | 94% | 2017-06-13 |
| 31044. | kenzi (swag_i_am_swagger) | 51.22 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 31045. | Abhinav (abhinav42) | 51.22 | 95% | 2022-01-29 |
| 31046. | Caba (megiorr69) | 51.22 | 96.3% | 2021-02-22 |
| 31047. | Yee (greeks) | 51.22 | 96% | 2021-02-01 |
| 31048. | Miguel (udab15) | 51.22 | 94% | 2021-04-30 |
| 31049. | nany (ininani) | 51.22 | 89% | 2015-07-02 |
| 31050. | Wameedh (wameedh) | 51.22 | 94% | 2019-09-16 |
| 31051. | paula (yahoogirl44) | 51.22 | 92% | 2013-07-10 |
| 31052. | Lityu (lityu) | 51.22 | — | 2009-05-12 |
| 31053. | Rodrigo (diguliu) | 51.22 | — | 2009-12-28 |
| 31054. | Astar (astar) | 51.22 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| 31055. | GodZhere (godzhere) | 51.21 | 96% | 2023-09-23 |
| 31056. | Runar (runar) | 51.21 | 93% | 2011-10-06 |
| 31057. | K (simular) | 51.21 | 94% | 2014-05-10 |
| 31058. | Heather (trinity) | 51.21 | — | 2008-08-12 |
| 31059. | Hoonie (hoonieoh) | 51.20 | 95.4% | 2023-09-27 |
| 31060. | Jarvis (jarvistheai) | 51.20 | 98% | 2021-08-19 |
| 31061. | Jonas (jonnywannatypefast) | 51.20 | 94% | 2021-08-26 |
| 31062. | iamtea.wyc (teajaii) | 51.20 | 95% | 2015-05-23 |
| 31063. | Louisa (psychicgal) | 51.20 | 94% | 2011-07-29 |
| 31064. | sothea (keo_sothea) | 51.20 | 98% | 2014-06-28 |
| 31065. | sk (skboy37) | 51.20 | 90% | 2012-09-10 |
| 31066. | Ken (piq9117) | 51.20 | 85% | 2015-07-23 |
| 31067. | cpt (cpt_chucky) | 51.19 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 31068. | jeykyut (ekaj5la) | 51.19 | 95% | 2011-06-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |