The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3887. | Nick (1truelipstick) | 107.09 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
| 3888. | Freddie (freddiebettie) | 107.09 | 99% | 2022-02-08 |
| 3889. | Hang (hangpham93) | 107.09 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 3890. | Greg (algrewehou) | 107.09 | 99% | 2013-09-16 |
| 3891. | Alex (alexstrang25) | 107.08 | 98% | 2022-11-27 |
| 3892. | superepic (superepicpig) | 107.08 | 97% | 2022-10-31 |
| 3893. | Mxxi (mxxi) | 107.08 | 92% | 2014-02-20 |
| 3894. | Kill (killdave) | 107.07 | 96% | 2011-12-21 |
| 3895. | Jeremy (jeremyteng) | 107.06 | 96% | 2020-04-21 |
| 3896. | Matthew (matthewli) | 107.06 | 92% | 2012-06-28 |
| 3897. | Karen (victrola) | 107.06 | — | 2009-05-16 |
| 3898. | Stephen (slepp) | 107.06 | — | 2009-06-15 |
| 3899. | sally (creamdonut) | 107.04 | 98% | 2017-09-16 |
| 3900. | Floor (floor109) | 107.04 | 94% | 2016-02-04 |
| 3901. | =RADULE= (radule) | 107.04 | 99% | 2022-12-14 |
| 3902. | Karla (karlacolleen) | 107.04 | 99% | 2011-10-05 |
| 3903. | BLah (run_past_u) | 107.03 | 98.1% | 2023-09-21 |
| 3904. | k (kathy100) | 107.03 | — | 2008-09-13 |
| 3905. | bobva (bobva) | 107.02 | 96% | 2023-08-29 |
| 3906. | box jades ftw (weissu) | 107.02 | 97% | 2022-05-28 |
| 3907. | Appropriate (d0wny) | 107.01 | 96% | 2022-01-12 |
| 3908. | Max (maxie35) | 107.01 | — | 2010-05-13 |
| 3909. | Thom (twcus) | 107.00 | 94% | 2013-12-24 |
| 3910. | Ryzor - (skycaptain95) | 107.00 | 93% | 2015-06-06 |
| 3911. | AouiGui (andersgrymer) | 106.99 | 96% | 2022-09-11 |
| 3912. | Adwyn (dkmplz) | 106.99 | 96.9% | 2021-01-29 |
| 3913. | bekahlouise (summertimesadn... | 106.99 | 98% | 2018-01-18 |
| 3914. | Andre (andregraziano) | 106.99 | — | 2008-10-09 |
| 3915. | Vijay (vijayk) | 106.98 | 98% | 2015-12-16 |
| 3916. | Dan (ramadanl) | 106.98 | 98% | 2016-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |