I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9899. | Goku (rmehedi) | 85.82 | 96.4% | 2024-12-22 |
| 9900. | Kingpin (bahmandoor) | 85.82 | 97% | 2021-11-03 |
| 9901. | Blindfounded (blindfounded) | 85.82 | 97.9% | 2024-12-18 |
| 9902. | Abdullah (igunslinger) | 85.82 | 99% | 2023-06-19 |
| 9903. | Connor (cbec32) | 85.81 | 97% | 2022-08-19 |
| 9904. | Sam (winceless) | 85.80 | 97.6% | 2021-02-05 |
| 9905. | ahmed (ahmed202) | 85.80 | 98% | 2024-02-26 |
| 9906. | cool0kid (c9c3) | 85.79 | 96% | 2021-02-20 |
| 9907. | blood (isugar) | 85.79 | 99% | 2018-02-15 |
| 9908. | Arnas (dandelionas) | 85.79 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| 9909. | Ko (__lo) | 85.79 | 97% | 2021-10-29 |
| 9910. | RacerMan (120wpm_________) | 85.79 | 96% | 2022-06-01 |
| 9911. | depebrhko (depebrhko) | 85.78 | 96% | 2020-04-14 |
| 9912. | dude (udead1) | 85.78 | 98% | 2020-06-01 |
| 9913. | pms (pms011) | 85.78 | 97% | 2022-07-18 |
| 9914. | Silent (solous) | 85.78 | 97% | 2020-07-06 |
| 9915. | JD (ruminant_robot) | 85.77 | 99.7% | 2021-01-27 |
| 9916. | Evan (lil_effer) | 85.77 | 99% | 2017-12-28 |
| 9917. | Niko M. (recline187) | 85.76 | 98% | 2022-11-22 |
| 9918. | Launcherix (launcherix) | 85.76 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| 9919. | Juho (safou) | 85.75 | 97% | 2017-10-10 |
| 9920. | totoro (xiangchen) | 85.75 | 95% | 2018-01-23 |
| 9921. | Jan (luke_suster) | 85.74 | 97% | 2017-12-27 |
| 9922. | Stephen (19zhuyijie) | 85.74 | 98% | 2019-12-12 |
| 9923. | mahmoud khater (mahmoudkharer) | 85.74 | 97.2% | 2025-05-03 |
| 9924. | Shaun (shaunshow) | 85.73 | 99% | 2023-02-12 |
| 9925. | Panic (panicswitch07) | 85.72 | 97% | 2019-06-22 |
| 9926. | Juan (juanyougay) | 85.72 | 95% | 2021-07-12 |
| 9927. | Adarkashark (adarkashark) | 85.72 | 98% | 2022-12-06 |
| 9928. | clam (obafgkm_dh) | 85.72 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |