I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 86. | (samuraipie) | 143.98 | 98.8% | 2024-03-20 |
| 87. | sigma ohio hotmama nq (cool... | 143.80 | 98% | 2024-04-09 |
| 88. | (dawittymidget) | 143.77 | 99.2% | 2024-06-17 |
| 89. | revile you (vfctyrant) | 143.72 | 98.9% | 2025-01-22 |
| 90. | Ella (chawahir) | 143.68 | 98.4% | 2024-06-10 |
| 91. | QWERTY-NL (soepriem) | 143.58 | 98.3% | 2024-11-29 |
| 92. | skanide (skanide) | 143.21 | 98.6% | 2024-01-21 |
| 93. | (poem) | 143.20 | 98.3% | 2024-07-20 |
| 94. | Francisco (vogelfritz) | 142.63 | 99.1% | 2025-03-30 |
| 95. | xlnc (yabagao) | 142.59 | 99.2% | 2023-12-06 |
| 96. | urchin (urchinonquit) | 141.45 | 97.8% | 2024-12-16 |
| 97. | Lucas (hungie) | 141.17 | 98.2% | 2025-01-26 |
| 98. | Kerb (kerby_berby) | 141.12 | 99.1% | 2023-09-01 |
| 99. | Black ★ Star (sh1nobie) | 140.99 | 98.9% | 2024-05-09 |
| 100. | Alenygam (provola23) | 140.39 | 98.2% | 2025-01-11 |
| 101. | d (hirundinidae) | 139.93 | 99.2% | 2023-05-24 |
| 102. | Octahedron (rule9) | 139.86 | 98% | 2024-01-11 |
| 103. | חרבם תבוא בלבם ... | 139.72 | 98.7% | 2024-09-01 |
| 104. | Rodrigo (zurrion) | 139.72 | 98.7% | 2024-02-18 |
| 105. | semi (semilin) | 139.62 | 98% | 2025-01-10 |
| 106. | 🐧 (bdnq) | 139.23 | 97.4% | 2024-10-23 |
| 107. | Jetmode🐊🐍นานย... | 139.15 | 97.7% | 2024-02-19 |
| 108. | Nanashi (watari009) | 138.72 | 100% | 2024-03-03 |
| 109. | real (realscav) | 138.19 | 98.5% | 2023-12-08 |
| 110. | Ditto (xcrafters) | 137.61 | 97.9% | 2024-09-23 |
| 111. | Siavas (siavas) | 137.58 | 98% | 2025-05-18 |
| 112. | ClemenPine (clemenpine) | 137.39 | 99% | 2025-01-10 |
| 113. | Odyssey to 200 no-quit (fri... | 137.34 | 98% | 2024-09-12 |
| 114. | Mackyy. (mackipecko) | 137.32 | 98% | 2024-12-30 |
| 115. | (jesterc) | 136.93 | 97.3% | 2024-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |