Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2533. | jk- (justkidding_) | 74.86 | 97% | 2020-01-14 |
| 2534. | Mohd Juned Indian (mjuned795) | 74.86 | 96% | 2019-09-11 |
| 2535. | Lingxun (hommieinuw) | 74.85 | 95% | 2019-02-28 |
| 2536. | Pat (james52) | 74.84 | 98% | 2019-02-08 |
| 2537. | Pana (pana_miguel) | 74.84 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
| 2538. | Kenneth (kaenif) | 74.84 | 95% | 2017-08-29 |
| 2539. | Argon (argon273) | 74.84 | 97% | 2018-04-30 |
| 2540. | Fat Squirrel (neihs) | 74.78 | 95% | 2019-11-05 |
| 2541. | Andres (avillarreal) | 74.78 | 98% | 2017-08-28 |
| 2542. | Stigi (stigi) | 74.78 | 97% | 2019-04-15 |
| 2543. | Yani (yani916) | 74.76 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 2544. | FS (kittyman31) | 74.75 | 98% | 2018-09-20 |
| 2545. | KinqCade (kinqcade) | 74.75 | 98% | 2019-02-26 |
| 2546. | Sterling (stvrling) | 74.72 | 98% | 2018-03-05 |
| 2547. | machinegungeek (machinegung... | 74.71 | 97% | 2019-04-05 |
| 2548. | Deflay (deflay) | 74.68 | 99% | 2019-11-10 |
| 2549. | H@HA (rubyguru) | 74.67 | 99% | 2017-10-09 |
| 2550. | Ezra (arzenn) | 74.62 | 96% | 2018-07-01 |
| 2551. | Tomaz (tomaz1502) | 74.61 | 94% | 2019-12-01 |
| 2552. | Oliver (thatiswhatyouthink) | 74.61 | 96% | 2019-09-15 |
| 2553. | Dean (tennis2002) | 74.60 | 98% | 2019-07-26 |
| 2554. | jesus (jbustos123) | 74.59 | 99% | 2019-06-18 |
| 2555. | matt (w_dyer) | 74.58 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
| 2556. | Kornel (valnaras) | 74.57 | 98% | 2018-10-02 |
| 2557. | Kevin (kjax) | 74.57 | 97% | 2020-01-19 |
| 2558. | Luuk (luukdeman111) | 74.57 | 97% | 2019-07-15 |
| 2559. | Leo (leofuller) | 74.56 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 2560. | Jake (jasala) | 74.54 | 97% | 2019-09-21 |
| 2561. | typer_trainer (typer_trainer) | 74.50 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 2562. | Miri (youneedcheeses) | 74.50 | 97% | 2019-04-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |