When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9829. | Jer (grumz) | 81.87 | 100% | 2023-03-13 |
| 9830. | Stretch (stretch_flex) | 81.87 | 99% | 2023-03-27 |
| 9831. | Mircox (mircozen) | 81.87 | 96.1% | 2021-02-25 |
| 9832. | Stas (tracersm) | 81.87 | 99% | 2020-12-15 |
| 9833. | Ed (meaty_baby) | 81.86 | 96.5% | 2024-03-28 |
| 9834. | Fery (feri_hk) | 81.86 | 96.5% | 2024-02-18 |
| 9835. | Zoro_Waifu (grassintheapark) | 81.86 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 9836. | rama (ramaseta) | 81.85 | 96% | 2018-04-17 |
| 9837. | Jim (jharold99) | 81.85 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 9838. | Spring (rabeeh97) | 81.85 | 95% | 2017-11-06 |
| 9839. | joey (joeraps) | 81.85 | 96% | 2018-01-26 |
| 9840. | Δήμιος (dimos21) | 81.85 | 96% | 2017-12-23 |
| 9841. | tstats[witherking] (witherk... | 81.84 | 97% | 2022-04-17 |
| 9842. | Andy (andykim18) | 81.84 | 95% | 2021-03-15 |
| 9843. | Zir0 (ziiro) | 81.84 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| 9844. | enzo (sockenzo) | 81.84 | 98% | 2020-06-12 |
| 9845. | deleted903572 (deleted903572) | 81.83 | 99% | 2025-04-09 |
| 9846. | Tom (rubik1908) | 81.83 | 98% | 2024-11-30 |
| 9847. | Blagoj (pauc_99) | 81.83 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 9848. | Pranav (pranav0307) | 81.82 | 98% | 2022-04-15 |
| 9849. | icosaedru (achimia) | 81.82 | 99% | 2019-03-22 |
| 9850. | Mamamia (ducky777) | 81.81 | 99.7% | 2025-02-18 |
| 9851. | Capablanca (capablanca373) | 81.80 | 99% | 2020-10-30 |
| 9852. | Fran (fraaaaaan) | 81.79 | 95% | 2023-03-26 |
| 9853. | moh (beekalam) | 81.78 | 96% | 2017-01-22 |
| 9854. | Hai (ky0ka) | 81.78 | 97% | 2021-05-11 |
| 9855. | Saiya (zenger23) | 81.78 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 9856. | Matthew (mjthekandyman) | 81.77 | 95% | 2023-09-04 |
| 9857. | LLuna (lluna11) | 81.77 | 98% | 2025-02-26 |
| 9858. | no (areusadlol) | 81.77 | 96% | 2021-04-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |