So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26812. | Li yenn (1023885) | 58.01 | 98% | 2011-10-20 |
| 26813. | Julius (juliusda) | 58.01 | 95% | 2020-03-03 |
| 26814. | Kelven (agentbowtie) | 58.01 | 97% | 2022-09-30 |
| 26815. | Felix (should_be_working_rn) | 58.00 | 97% | 2022-05-24 |
| 26816. | sven (svenac20) | 58.00 | 95% | 2021-01-01 |
| 26817. | Doofy (bwarkee) | 58.00 | 97% | 2013-06-25 |
| 26818. | Brendan (busey12) | 58.00 | 95% | 2012-06-23 |
| 26819. | Blunt (blunt_machete) | 57.99 | 94% | 2021-11-29 |
| 26820. | otoniel (nrtrwater) | 57.99 | 97% | 2020-07-04 |
| 26821. | dianjk (dianjk) | 57.99 | 92% | 2014-06-06 |
| 26822. | Luis (papitas_leis) | 57.98 | 96% | 2018-09-13 |
| 26823. | samuely (samuely) | 57.98 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
| 26824. | Twitch.tv/balancepk_ (azjmo... | 57.98 | 94% | 2015-01-08 |
| 26825. | Uzayr (wizz) | 57.98 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 26826. | Vivien (vivienho25) | 57.98 | 97% | 2015-11-07 |
| 26827. | joselito (joselitotanega@ya... | 57.98 | 96% | 2013-07-25 |
| 26828. | Summer (suzumiya202) | 57.97 | 94% | 2022-03-22 |
| 26829. | Grzegorz (ulxori) | 57.97 | 95% | 2022-02-11 |
| 26830. | Aqilah (qylahnis) | 57.97 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 26831. | RAVINDER (rsainichd) | 57.97 | 93% | 2014-11-11 |
| 26832. | Rubem (rubem.nakamura@gmail... | 57.97 | 89% | 2011-10-14 |
| 26833. | Dominic (dparrera) | 57.96 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| 26834. | AznINspacE (azninspace) | 57.96 | 95% | 2021-01-04 |
| 26835. | davide (dabide) | 57.96 | 98% | 2016-08-17 |
| 26836. | Carl (gimaritis) | 57.96 | 90% | 2014-12-18 |
| 26837. | huh yunjin enthusiast (spin... | 57.95 | 95% | 2021-06-17 |
| 26838. | Maddox (microscopictopic) | 57.95 | 94% | 2021-02-18 |
| 26839. | cuhupro (cuhupro) | 57.95 | 98% | 2019-02-27 |
| 26840. | Blake (blakee) | 57.95 | 95% | 2016-02-07 |
| 26841. | Heather (stuntraps) | 57.95 | 88% | 2016-02-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |