As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20219. | Suman (suman_7001) | 60.15 | 99% | 2022-10-21 |
| 20220. | Taylor (tootsieroll_19) | 60.15 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 20221. | Abid (abid_zzz) | 60.15 | 96% | 2021-04-16 |
| 20222. | अनुराग.. (coolf... | 60.15 | 97% | 2015-07-08 |
| 20223. | Shivam (shivm_) | 60.14 | 96% | 2023-09-09 |
| 20224. | Hazz (lilshoe) | 60.14 | 95% | 2024-06-03 |
| 20225. | brock (bpradere04) | 60.14 | 94% | 2016-07-14 |
| 20226. | ... (zviki) | 60.14 | 97% | 2021-11-11 |
| 20227. | Ashish (superman_11) | 60.13 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 20228. | sasmit_qwerty (sasmit_neogi) | 60.13 | 97% | 2021-05-22 |
| 20229. | eli (ollro) | 60.12 | 93% | 2022-03-10 |
| 20230. | Grzesiu (grzesiubonzo) | 60.12 | 96% | 2021-11-08 |
| 20231. | bobby (bobbyo) | 60.12 | 95% | 2017-09-28 |
| 20232. | Steven (axen) | 60.12 | 87% | 2017-01-26 |
| 20233. | Esman (hedwyn_the_nomad) | 60.12 | 97% | 2020-10-04 |
| 20234. | Val (lavmotoh) | 60.12 | 92% | 2016-03-16 |
| 20235. | sean (puzzle1116) | 60.11 | 97% | 2019-11-26 |
| 20236. | Emilio (emiliodicaprio) | 60.11 | 95% | 2021-08-07 |
| 20237. | Muhammad (kazerukashi) | 60.11 | 94% | 2021-05-21 |
| 20238. | Chorris (chorris) | 60.11 | 95% | 2016-05-31 |
| 20239. | Sergio (rtos) | 60.11 | 93% | 2015-04-21 |
| 20240. | Philip (pajala) | 60.11 | 91% | 2016-08-19 |
| 20241. | chris (mcracerson) | 60.10 | 97% | 2019-05-02 |
| 20242. | Martin (mikj_) | 60.10 | 96% | 2017-07-29 |
| 20243. | hubbe (hoffiis) | 60.10 | 95% | 2021-09-03 |
| 20244. | matte (makkurt) | 60.10 | 95% | 2021-01-01 |
| 20245. | Gita (pepen) | 60.10 | 95% | 2015-08-27 |
| 20246. | Derrick (duskymonk) | 60.10 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
| 20247. | 十三步 (cutezoxy) | 60.10 | 91% | 2016-04-01 |
| 20248. | Dan (danpdx) | 60.09 | 97% | 2022-01-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |