With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3498. | Shiney (shineyy) | 105.51 | 98% | 2018-12-16 |
| 3499. | seez (seez) | 105.51 | 98% | 2019-08-24 |
| 3500. | vlad (vladdracul) | 105.50 | 97.1% | 2024-10-20 |
| 3501. | Cory (elegofab) | 105.49 | 98% | 2018-05-28 |
| 3502. | Venkat (vengh) | 105.48 | 99.4% | 2024-12-03 |
| 3503. | tstats[depsy] (depsy) | 105.48 | 97.4% | 2024-03-04 |
| 3504. | inevitable (howtheturnstabled) | 105.47 | 98% | 2025-12-02 |
| 3505. | Xmoonsheep (xmoonsheep) | 105.47 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
| 3506. | vroom (junap) | 105.47 | 99% | 2022-12-06 |
| 3507. | Guest (create_an_account) | 105.47 | 99% | 2022-01-14 |
| 3508. | Grimesby (grimesby) | 105.46 | 99% | 2023-02-11 |
| 3509. | Emily (neatquasar52273) | 105.43 | 98.1% | 2024-06-28 |
| 3510. | Joshua (joshuasabarman) | 105.43 | 98% | 2018-06-24 |
| 3511. | jawn (turtlesrule) | 105.43 | 95% | 2017-02-14 |
| 3512. | jb (woorie7) | 105.41 | 98.8% | 2025-03-30 |
| 3513. | εiз (13uttercup) | 105.41 | 91% | 2016-09-16 |
| 3514. | Kevin (kevinchoiq) | 105.40 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 3515. | Miyeon (rtmversed) | 105.40 | 97% | 2023-09-18 |
| 3516. | idpo (idpo) | 105.38 | 98% | 2025-08-16 |
| 3517. | Bill (linyirun) | 105.38 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 3518. | Santiago (drebexler) | 105.38 | 99% | 2021-07-23 |
| 3519. | drws (drwsmnlpg9713) | 105.37 | 98% | 2025-11-07 |
| 3520. | john (deadtricon) | 105.37 | 98% | 2023-07-03 |
| 3521. | Two-State Congrats (imtiaz123) | 105.37 | 100% | 2020-10-01 |
| 3522. | Aoi (jerkmacau) | 105.36 | 98% | 2023-05-14 |
| 3523. | Groovester (groovester) | 105.36 | 97.6% | 2025-03-19 |
| 3524. | nessa (vanessaarmendi) | 105.35 | 98% | 2018-11-21 |
| 3525. | Debopriyo Basu (dpbasu) | 105.35 | 99.4% | 2023-09-18 |
| 3526. | Bbarry (g3xz0r) | 105.33 | 98.8% | 2024-11-21 |
| 3527. | joromm (joromm) | 105.33 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |