Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 956. | arigrate (mercury80) | 93.51 | 98% | 2018-07-22 |
| 957. | rk61 (lowda9) | 93.51 | 98% | 2018-01-16 |
| 958. | kite (sushiowl) | 93.45 | 99% | 2021-08-23 |
| 959. | g (georgetianke) | 93.45 | 99% | 2020-02-28 |
| 960. | D (realqstic) | 93.44 | 99% | 2020-10-30 |
| 961. | Ouiabou (tki_deneb) | 93.44 | 98% | 2018-05-11 |
| 962. | (floofyaltaria) | 93.43 | 96% | 2019-11-13 |
| 963. | LockStock (lockstock) | 93.39 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
| 964. | kyubkubkubkubyub (kyubkubku... | 93.38 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 965. | Om3G4 (om3g4) | 93.37 | 97% | 2019-02-27 |
| 966. | tony#ΦωΦ (darkblu) | 93.33 | 97% | 2018-08-23 |
| 967. | Joie (jliba12) | 93.32 | 96% | 2019-06-12 |
| 968. | John (hylkinator) | 93.30 | 96% | 2019-02-16 |
| 969. | Sabrina (haroldfinch) | 93.29 | 97% | 2018-05-12 |
| 970. | amanita! (irving1234028) | 93.28 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
| 971. | l502x (l502x) | 93.27 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 972. | R (rtleo) | 93.25 | 97% | 2017-09-06 |
| 973. | Morris (h0nny) | 93.25 | 98% | 2019-07-15 |
| 974. | wtasfias (wtasfias) | 93.19 | 97% | 2017-09-30 |
| 975. | Courtney (brooke0309) | 93.18 | 99% | 2019-10-14 |
| 976. | Jacob (jimmybenoit) | 93.11 | 98% | 2019-10-26 |
| 977. | Brian (bradams26) | 93.11 | 97% | 2021-08-13 |
| 978. | Edwin (edweezy) | 93.10 | 99% | 2019-01-28 |
| 979. | Carpal Tunnel (tr0yax) | 93.09 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
| 980. | Dan (theminecube) | 93.07 | 97% | 2019-11-12 |
| 981. | Weegee (weegeeweeg) | 93.05 | 97% | 2019-10-20 |
| 982. | Lusssqueta (caraio) | 93.04 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
| 983. | Diana (agent_artemis) | 93.04 | 97% | 2020-03-18 |
| 984. | Rohan (rohan93) | 93.04 | 98% | 2019-08-27 |
| 985. | yee (bushdidnothingwrong) | 93.04 | 96% | 2019-05-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |