Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1349. | Allen (coraza) | 88.52 | 98% | 2019-06-15 |
| 1350. | DrDynamic (drdynamic) | 88.52 | 99% | 2018-06-12 |
| 1351. | Mitchell (mpatt1012) | 88.45 | 96% | 2017-11-11 |
| 1352. | Big Tuna (dominicgangx) | 88.44 | 97% | 2019-10-02 |
| 1353. | patel to the metal (wildsv2) | 88.44 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 1354. | Rodger (rodgerjohnson) | 88.43 | 95% | 2018-02-19 |
| 1355. | Daniel (doctorfm3) | 88.42 | 96% | 2018-08-22 |
| 1356. | Bird (rockarmy) | 88.41 | 97% | 2018-12-06 |
| 1357. | maestro (maestro778) | 88.41 | 96% | 2018-11-07 |
| 1358. | hmu (yoyoplz) | 88.39 | 97% | 2019-07-01 |
| 1359. | Ji-eun (lynntabuchi) | 88.37 | 97% | 2018-11-19 |
| 1360. | Sean (seanchung13) | 88.37 | 97% | 2019-05-13 |
| 1361. | BRUH (rabonh) | 88.35 | 98% | 2018-08-02 |
| 1362. | HotDogRacer69 (eager69) | 88.31 | 98% | 2019-07-12 |
| 1363. | Borisis (borisis) | 88.30 | 96% | 2018-10-09 |
| 1364. | Fabian (fabian_zhafran) | 88.26 | 98% | 2018-09-01 |
| 1365. | R (rtleo) | 88.25 | 97% | 2018-05-02 |
| 1366. | Stephan (yeahfunnyjoke) | 88.25 | 96% | 2019-08-17 |
| 1367. | Chris (infamouschris) | 88.24 | 98% | 2018-09-13 |
| 1368. | Selemeles (selemeles) | 88.23 | 97% | 2018-09-13 |
| 1369. | Kelo (xkelo) | 88.23 | 96% | 2017-11-08 |
| 1370. | Jahed (jahed100) | 88.23 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 1371. | Lark (sirhaxbard) | 88.23 | 98% | 2019-02-25 |
| 1372. | Toyota (websitejunkie) | 88.21 | 96% | 2019-07-04 |
| 1373. | (joniboi) | 88.20 | 96% | 2018-02-06 |
| 1374. | Anton (tutantontut) | 88.20 | 96% | 2018-04-22 |
| 1375. | m (ogtong) | 88.20 | 98% | 2021-08-13 |
| 1376. | Kevin (judgejoebrwn) | 88.18 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
| 1377. | 初めは40wmp (hajime40) | 88.15 | 98% | 2018-10-20 |
| 1378. | Tech (techqz) | 88.15 | 98% | 2019-07-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |