And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5540. | Sazeraq (sazeraq) | 110.36 | 97% | 2015-03-13 |
| 5541. | Huskiez (husky123) | 110.36 | 96% | 2016-12-28 |
| 5542. | Ellen (tjsgkb) | 110.35 | 96% | 2012-02-11 |
| 5543. | Anthony (antron92) | 110.35 | 96% | 2011-07-07 |
| 5544. | Nobody (therealtrudeau) | 110.35 | 99% | 2021-11-29 |
| 5545. | muddy (muddy71) | 110.34 | 98% | 2020-03-06 |
| 5546. | Kim Jong (kimjongillmatic) | 110.34 | 99% | 2017-06-09 |
| 5547. | o (nonquitonlaptop) | 110.34 | 97% | 2017-09-09 |
| 5548. | a (captainslow) | 110.33 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 5549. | C (ccc123) | 110.33 | 98% | 2022-05-02 |
| 5550. | Allen Leung (jabroni135190) | 110.33 | 98.1% | 2023-10-01 |
| 5551. | Chaitanya (don786) | 110.33 | — | 2011-04-22 |
| 5552. | Jeff (jmak30) | 110.33 | 94% | 2012-10-20 |
| 5553. | Everett (everett_esparza) | 110.32 | 98% | 2012-09-25 |
| 5554. | Jonas (jonne_b) | 110.32 | — | 2009-02-10 |
| 5555. | Alan (allanafdn) | 110.32 | 97% | 2020-06-07 |
| 5556. | . (offoff) | 110.31 | 93% | 2017-04-11 |
| 5557. | R (rtleo) | 110.31 | 98% | 2021-10-17 |
| 5558. | celebrate (celebrate) | 110.29 | — | 2011-03-15 |
| 5559. | (daryl) | 110.29 | — | 2008-11-06 |
| 5560. | Don (dkbananas) | 110.28 | 87% | 2012-01-20 |
| 5561. | Gigachad (gilgamesh19) | 110.28 | 95% | 2017-02-25 |
| 5562. | Slurms (slurms) | 110.27 | — | 2011-02-15 |
| 5563. | BayBiz (baybiz) | 110.27 | 89% | 2014-03-29 |
| 5564. | Keith (enthuse) | 110.27 | 94% | 2011-06-01 |
| 5565. | limolikur (acumalaka) | 110.27 | 98% | 2023-08-20 |
| 5566. | anonym_igelkott (anonym_ige... | 110.27 | 97% | 2020-05-23 |
| 5567. | Nooyag (priceisright2) | 110.26 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
| 5568. | random (waltersgo) | 110.26 | 99% | 2022-12-10 |
| 5569. | vodka (vodkatr) | 110.26 | 99% | 2022-07-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |