The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4311. | Pat (patloh91) | 103.28 | 94% | 2012-09-03 |
| 4312. | Seth_Racer (snezzz) | 103.27 | 98% | 2025-08-12 |
| 4313. | joromm (joromm) | 103.27 | 98% | 2023-04-20 |
| 4314. | delia (deliaaure@gmail.com) | 103.26 | 99% | 2012-06-03 |
| 4315. | Jimmy Sung (doonakins) | 103.25 | 98% | 2024-05-25 |
| 4316. | christopher (qaztar) | 103.25 | 98.3% | 2023-11-21 |
| 4317. | meatclap2 (meatclap2) | 103.24 | 98% | 2025-10-31 |
| 4318. | Edwin (edwin_____) | 103.24 | 98% | 2018-07-22 |
| 4319. | William (wilrob2) | 103.24 | 99% | 2020-03-22 |
| 4320. | thea p (theap) | 103.23 | 97% | 2025-10-05 |
| 4321. | Joe Seph (joesephdiver) | 103.23 | 97.1% | 2024-11-06 |
| 4322. | Na (atrofex) | 103.23 | 92% | 2013-12-11 |
| 4323. | JD (jdillius) | 103.23 | 99% | 2014-02-05 |
| 4324. | Tilm (duqq) | 103.22 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| 4325. | hella fast (accuracy_acc) | 103.22 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 4326. | Aaron (zeromadness) | 103.22 | 97% | 2014-09-05 |
| 4327. | Sean (rrshift) | 103.21 | 99% | 2025-11-22 |
| 4328. | qwerty443 (qwerty443) | 103.20 | 97% | 2025-08-11 |
| 4329. | bethany (bmisc) | 103.20 | 96% | 2017-06-12 |
| 4330. | Harambe (mrfebie21) | 103.20 | 97% | 2017-09-09 |
| 4331. | emerald (jungyeon) | 103.20 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 4332. | Ryung (ryung) | 103.19 | 92% | 2012-11-12 |
| 4333. | Eldin (oktea) | 103.18 | 97% | 2023-08-22 |
| 4334. | VLOL (vlol) | 103.18 | 96% | 2022-11-22 |
| 4335. | Andrew (subversiveasset) | 103.18 | 97% | 2012-06-27 |
| 4336. | Charles (jawlz) | 103.18 | 96% | 2014-04-19 |
| 4337. | Leif (sixty) | 103.18 | 98% | 2011-08-27 |
| 4338. | bwyan (bwyaneh) | 103.17 | 96% | 2025-04-21 |
| 4339. | PAID ISRAEL (dnatrixene135) | 103.17 | 96% | 2017-06-08 |
| 4340. | the fraud chanman jacks off... | 103.17 | 92% | 2012-10-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |