I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12894. | Ninjaaaa (ninjaaaa_) | 78.71 | 97.5% | 2024-09-13 |
| 12895. | Axel (scorchill) | 78.71 | 98% | 2023-01-07 |
| 12896. | BigMig (bigmig) | 78.69 | 96% | 2025-01-01 |
| 12897. | BluX (b1uxy) | 78.69 | 96% | 2024-09-25 |
| 12898. | Kcoo123 (kcoo123) | 78.69 | 97.1% | 2024-05-01 |
| 12899. | JV (jibs12) | 78.69 | 98% | 2020-01-24 |
| 12900. | Brock (brockbnntt) | 78.69 | 96% | 2021-09-06 |
| 12901. | Amy (dressi) | 78.69 | 90% | 2016-05-24 |
| 12902. | Harrius (harrius) | 78.68 | 97% | 2019-02-18 |
| 12903. | dilectus (dilectus) | 78.68 | 96% | 2022-12-10 |
| 12904. | nik (nikoloose) | 78.68 | 98% | 2021-03-15 |
| 12905. | Blaž (bazi2572) | 78.68 | 98% | 2020-10-09 |
| 12906. | eckmeister (eckmeister) | 78.68 | 97.1% | 2021-02-05 |
| 12907. | Steven (sanstotz) | 78.68 | 95% | 2016-08-06 |
| 12908. | Ludvig (lelzarenn) | 78.68 | 96% | 2017-01-08 |
| 12909. | Durum (durumpitta) | 78.68 | 97% | 2016-05-08 |
| 12910. | Ralph (rraallff) | 78.67 | 95% | 2019-02-24 |
| 12911. | Nymex (nymex67) | 78.67 | 97% | 2018-01-05 |
| 12912. | pol (poooool) | 78.67 | 95% | 2020-05-01 |
| 12913. | Andrew (mr_orangestressbry) | 78.66 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
| 12914. | Robby (icybot) | 78.66 | 95% | 2021-01-01 |
| 12915. | dumb (slothinhumandisguise) | 78.65 | 98% | 2024-06-07 |
| 12916. | nyo03 (nyo03) | 78.65 | 97% | 2024-07-18 |
| 12917. | Ian (ianthetypist) | 78.65 | 97% | 2023-05-18 |
| 12918. | G (gmakzy) | 78.65 | 95% | 2021-09-26 |
| 12919. | guest041717 (guest041717) | 78.65 | 96.3% | 2023-10-23 |
| 12920. | iSyqozz512 (isyqozz512) | 78.64 | 97% | 2023-09-10 |
| 12921. | DU30 FASCIST (tymarc) | 78.64 | 80% | 2017-02-23 |
| 12922. | Bryan (sonar90s) | 78.64 | 98% | 2018-01-28 |
| 12923. | Brady (robotindian) | 78.64 | 94% | 2017-01-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |