So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17095. | Magnus (parameter) | 73.09 | 96% | 2019-03-04 |
| 17096. | Derek (lumbartgenzo) | 73.09 | — | 2010-01-13 |
| 17097. | jack (jackowagstaffe) | 73.08 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
| 17098. | Nishant (nishantdesai1306) | 73.08 | 98% | 2022-08-19 |
| 17099. | D1eg8 (drm86) | 73.08 | 97% | 2021-08-30 |
| 17100. | Tiffany (mangles) | 73.08 | 95% | 2016-04-03 |
| 17101. | Leon (aaaaleon) | 73.08 | — | 2009-06-08 |
| 17102. | sora (soraeri) | 73.08 | 95% | 2014-05-10 |
| 17103. | Mohammed (mhdco7) | 73.08 | 97% | 2013-07-13 |
| 17104. | Ivan (ivantse) | 73.07 | 91% | 2016-04-18 |
| 17105. | Pun (puntypes) | 73.07 | 94% | 2016-10-17 |
| 17106. | Jason (jsntrs) | 73.07 | 97% | 2023-07-14 |
| 17107. | Evan (evang12) | 73.07 | 97% | 2020-12-19 |
| 17108. | Jonathan (dittopoop) | 73.07 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 17109. | David (speedydave) | 73.07 | — | 2010-11-29 |
| 17110. | Jessica (hairokami) | 73.07 | 94% | 2014-10-22 |
| 17111. | Patrick (pmaloney) | 73.06 | 97% | 2023-06-10 |
| 17112. | Roy (royroyking) | 73.06 | 96.7% | 2021-01-28 |
| 17113. | vroom (papasavvas_15) | 73.06 | 95% | 2023-01-04 |
| 17114. | namdo (huynhnamdo96) | 73.06 | 96% | 2023-04-04 |
| 17115. | Ricky (iifading) | 73.06 | 94% | 2015-09-30 |
| 17116. | TABY! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (pa... | 73.06 | 97% | 2017-08-15 |
| 17117. | Daehan (vitamaxdh) | 73.05 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 17118. | Tendinits (tendinits) | 73.05 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 17119. | nilb (nilb) | 73.05 | 99% | 2022-06-02 |
| 17120. | fsluw (fsluw) | 73.05 | — | 2009-06-05 |
| 17121. | juste (juste97) | 73.04 | 96% | 2023-03-26 |
| 17122. | Sompang (mplegato) | 73.04 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 17123. | Cooperjb12 (cooperjb12) | 73.04 | 96.4% | 2021-01-29 |
| 17124. | Hannah (hannahtree) | 73.04 | 91% | 2012-09-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |