So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28728. | Derek (thesilentcloud) | 55.01 | 89% | 2017-01-25 |
| 28729. | Kim (hypomania9) | 55.01 | 94% | 2016-07-19 |
| 28730. | Phillip (philbilly881) | 55.00 | 95% | 2020-12-08 |
| 28731. | kuo (kuowehua) | 55.00 | 98% | 2022-05-13 |
| 28732. | paskuda (tsoymaksimi) | 55.00 | 95% | 2023-06-29 |
| 28733. | Sajid Ali Lashari (sajidali... | 55.00 | 94% | 2012-01-04 |
| 28734. | Brian (patsby) | 55.00 | 92% | 2014-04-19 |
| 28735. | Zul (maniacz013) | 55.00 | 94% | 2012-08-12 |
| 28736. | Gin (syphilis) | 54.99 | 88% | 2013-12-25 |
| 28737. | ☺Ballu☺ (puneetno1) | 54.99 | 95% | 2011-07-20 |
| 28738. | Swifty2997 (swifty2997) | 54.98 | 97% | 2021-10-28 |
| 28739. | Devin (devinlin89) | 54.98 | 95% | 2021-03-14 |
| 28740. | Aiko (aikohonoka) | 54.98 | 95% | 2022-01-13 |
| 28741. | Tâm (xxcysxx) | 54.98 | 98% | 2013-08-23 |
| 28742. | Vishal (vishal345verma) | 54.98 | 95% | 2017-01-01 |
| 28743. | mandy (chipmunk1) | 54.98 | — | 2010-03-09 |
| 28744. | Anders (xzinon) | 54.97 | 78% | 2013-06-27 |
| 28745. | Sandwich (marlonbrandoseyes) | 54.97 | 95% | 2022-01-03 |
| 28746. | Taki (patini) | 54.97 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 28747. | lannie2320 (lannie2320) | 54.97 | 89% | 2016-08-07 |
| 28748. | Ivy (riccia) | 54.97 | 90% | 2014-04-21 |
| 28749. | Stan (stanfree2) | 54.97 | 94% | 2021-01-19 |
| 28750. | Taylah (username9999) | 54.97 | 92% | 2014-02-15 |
| 28751. | Louie (canape12) | 54.97 | 91% | 2015-10-27 |
| 28752. | Roy (roycwc) | 54.97 | — | 2011-01-28 |
| 28753. | KiWi (captain_kire) | 54.97 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
| 28754. | Viet (yourdalink) | 54.97 | — | 2009-03-02 |
| 28755. | Karine (ilovcandii) | 54.97 | 86% | 2014-05-04 |
| 28756. | elviejo (elviejo) | 54.97 | — | 2011-01-01 |
| 28757. | De'Veronette (diva) | 54.97 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |