The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5912. | jaacouub (fsnxward) | 99.55 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
| 5913. | Christopher (christos) | 99.55 | — | 2008-12-07 |
| 5914. | reactor2 (rakesh_singh) | 99.54 | 99% | 2023-03-26 |
| 5915. | Mic (miciora) | 99.54 | 98% | 2016-07-18 |
| 5916. | Sabey (thesabe) | 99.54 | 95% | 2014-05-31 |
| 5917. | Grant (datasianguy23) | 99.53 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 5918. | Richard (dicklash) | 99.53 | 98% | 2022-09-29 |
| 5919. | Joni (jonicali) | 99.53 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 5920. | Mers (mers_0412) | 99.52 | 98% | 2022-06-12 |
| 5921. | PhlyingPhingers (phlyingphi... | 99.52 | 98% | 2019-06-26 |
| 5922. | Daniel (itypestuff) | 99.51 | 98% | 2012-09-24 |
| 5923. | Felix (ixi01) | 99.51 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| 5924. | Blake (sodasiphon) | 99.50 | 93% | 2014-09-25 |
| 5925. | Quinn (quinnngo) | 99.50 | 99% | 2017-11-04 |
| 5926. | Boris (oipunk77) | 99.50 | — | 2010-02-13 |
| 5927. | ncf (broccoli_) | 99.49 | 92% | 2014-05-18 |
| 5928. | Austin (pinchetaco) | 99.48 | 93% | 2015-11-03 |
| 5929. | Giorgi (sigmamale369) | 99.48 | 99% | 2022-05-17 |
| 5930. | (royaljaat) | 99.48 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
| 5931. | Diego (divarela) | 99.48 | 99% | 2023-06-15 |
| 5932. | wantingpawer (wantingpawer) | 99.48 | 97% | 2023-08-10 |
| 5933. | Jeremy (z_jeremyz) | 99.47 | 96% | 2011-08-09 |
| 5934. | Mihai (triscuit) | 99.47 | 94% | 2013-06-29 |
| 5935. | 港女 (hkgal) | 99.47 | 97% | 2017-05-17 |
| 5936. | Nate (thatguyx) | 99.46 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
| 5937. | Dan (bstacks100) | 99.46 | 97% | 2020-03-23 |
| 5938. | 10is (10is) | 99.46 | — | 2009-01-28 |
| 5939. | sammy (slowdownsammy) | 99.45 | 97% | 2014-07-28 |
| 5940. | Mike (jewunit) | 99.45 | 97% | 2023-03-23 |
| 5941. | Bruno (armitageb) | 99.45 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |