And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18590. | zr (zacr) | 81.20 | 96% | 2018-03-05 |
| 18591. | quickbrownfox (shrid) | 81.20 | 97% | 2022-05-14 |
| 18592. | Cheese (arandomasiankid) | 81.20 | 96% | 2022-03-29 |
| 18593. | S (suhaib_silwadi) | 81.20 | 97% | 2022-05-12 |
| 18594. | Mauricio (plomaverde) | 81.20 | 96% | 2013-09-07 |
| 18595. | Samantha (sammie2223) | 81.20 | 94% | 2016-08-27 |
| 18596. | V¹ҡҡʏ (littlevikky_) | 81.19 | 98% | 2023-06-24 |
| 18597. | Adrian (zephanin) | 81.19 | 96% | 2014-12-24 |
| 18598. | Sejun (qwqw1314) | 81.19 | 95% | 2014-01-30 |
| 18599. | veljkoz (veljkoz) | 81.19 | 95% | 2011-08-26 |
| 18600. | RightOn (lonesome006) | 81.19 | 96% | 2014-11-25 |
| 18601. | Austin (austincolibaba) | 81.18 | 97% | 2022-12-26 |
| 18602. | Daerkeeeeen (daerken) | 81.18 | 93% | 2011-12-23 |
| 18603. | Ioannis Karkanias (karkas) | 81.18 | 92% | 2012-10-27 |
| 18604. | Ton (zman2124) | 81.18 | 97% | 2014-10-24 |
| 18605. | codewars.com (learn_2_code) | 81.18 | 91% | 2014-10-02 |
| 18606. | Debojoti Das (debojoti_soumya) | 81.17 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
| 18607. | (royaljaat) | 81.17 | 96% | 2021-09-24 |
| 18608. | Fizik (fiziksouljya) | 81.17 | 98% | 2021-04-09 |
| 18609. | Laskin (laskin) | 81.17 | 99% | 2021-02-19 |
| 18610. | Noah (mukyn) | 81.17 | 87% | 2016-05-27 |
| 18611. | Jebaited (barered278) | 81.17 | 99% | 2019-11-17 |
| 18612. | Paul (hamchow) | 81.16 | 98% | 2023-09-22 |
| 18613. | Sam (imeowyou) | 81.16 | 96% | 2021-11-22 |
| 18614. | James (jimmyt50) | 81.16 | 97% | 2021-09-29 |
| 18615. | Nick (1chompy_) | 81.16 | 97% | 2021-05-24 |
| 18616. | D-Hunter (xzabuzax) | 81.16 | 97% | 2017-06-25 |
| 18617. | Praveen (praveenkaul) | 81.16 | 97% | 2012-10-24 |
| 18618. | Mechagodzilla (mechagodzilla) | 81.15 | 98% | 2022-05-18 |
| 18619. | zerocosmos (zerocosmos) | 81.15 | 99% | 2023-07-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |