I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1310. | d0ge (d0ge) | 95.78 | 97% | 2023-04-13 |
| 1311. | mentolina (mentolina) | 95.76 | 98% | 2025-05-29 |
| 1312. | MemeDude (memegod01) | 95.76 | 98% | 2025-06-06 |
| 1313. | Mehmed (gigaxel) | 95.75 | 97.5% | 2024-02-16 |
| 1314. | Ryan (upperdecker) | 95.74 | 98% | 2024-09-11 |
| 1315. | Eric (chasingfire) | 95.74 | 97.8% | 2024-01-13 |
| 1316. | Guy (ayeitbeguy) | 95.72 | 96% | 2023-05-08 |
| 1317. | deadpool (deadpool__) | 95.69 | 96.9% | 2024-05-21 |
| 1318. | Isaiah (the_night_owl) | 95.67 | 97.7% | 2025-02-15 |
| 1319. | Eron Latif (zancatsan) | 95.65 | 97.2% | 2024-03-13 |
| 1320. | I'm still sticking with Qwe... | 95.65 | 97% | 2024-04-13 |
| 1321. | Gizmic (gizmic) | 95.65 | 98% | 2024-02-09 |
| 1322. | zach (sdatistic) | 95.63 | 94.9% | 2023-12-22 |
| 1323. | AltoidXL (altoidxl) | 95.63 | 95.3% | 2023-11-16 |
| 1324. | fryguy (frenchfryguy) | 95.63 | 96.5% | 2023-08-29 |
| 1325. | Will (kingofpie22) | 95.61 | 97% | 2023-05-06 |
| 1326. | RoyFanIsAFan (roy_fan_is_a_... | 95.58 | 98% | 2025-02-02 |
| 1327. | Crazy Frog (crazyfr0g) | 95.57 | 97.5% | 2023-10-25 |
| 1328. | RIP Tim Wakefield (guywith) | 95.56 | 96.9% | 2024-01-03 |
| 1329. | nomin (nomin1234) | 95.53 | 97% | 2024-04-18 |
| 1330. | Big (bigjohn05) | 95.53 | 97.4% | 2024-03-14 |
| 1331. | D (nawheat) | 95.52 | 96.6% | 2023-06-21 |
| 1332. | lightning (lightning_knight) | 95.52 | 94.9% | 2024-12-03 |
| 1333. | Sara (sarasaks) | 95.50 | 98% | 2023-09-14 |
| 1334. | Bob (saintvtype) | 95.49 | 96.4% | 2025-06-03 |
| 1335. | Nazmin (naz_1212) | 95.47 | 98% | 2025-02-24 |
| 1336. | dotykproboszcza (dotykprobo... | 95.47 | 96.7% | 2023-12-08 |
| 1337. | Anver (twizzzle) | 95.43 | 96.3% | 2023-10-03 |
| 1338. | Nicholas (gucker) | 95.38 | 98% | 2023-08-08 |
| 1339. | Timtom1241 (timtom1241) | 95.38 | 96% | 2024-04-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |