I make my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good. I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.
—from Dirty Laundry, a song by Don Henley
Active since July 25, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2010. | Eric (linthan) | 97.07 | 99% | 2019-12-21 |
| 2011. | Lew (eyeofth3b3hold3r) | 97.07 | 97% | 2018-12-14 |
| 2012. | WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW... | 97.06 | 99% | 2020-08-24 |
| 2013. | Finch (ficxjo) | 97.06 | 96% | 2020-08-07 |
| 2014. | Dave (erose524) | 97.04 | 98% | 2018-10-25 |
| 2015. | j (stojec) | 97.04 | 99% | 2017-10-19 |
| 2016. | QWERTY NoQuit (iamdoop) | 97.03 | 98% | 2018-09-06 |
| 2017. | The (theobliterator2) | 97.03 | 98% | 2018-08-04 |
| 2018. | Vladimir (nolmegar) | 97.02 | 98% | 2017-12-10 |
| 2019. | Bartek (mecanttype) | 97.02 | 96% | 2018-03-29 |
| 2020. | Daniel (danielngyn) | 97.01 | 98% | 2019-08-10 |
| 2021. | ifavila (ifavila) | 96.99 | 96% | 2018-02-23 |
| 2022. | Kyle (kryllex) | 96.99 | 96% | 2018-12-14 |
| 2023. | James (neruichiban) | 96.99 | 99% | 2019-03-20 |
| 2024. | Digger (diggerrblx) | 96.98 | 97% | 2018-03-04 |
| 2025. | dc (sliced2k12345) | 96.95 | 98% | 2018-01-21 |
| 2026. | Rowell (rowfasho) | 96.94 | 99% | 2019-12-23 |
| 2027. | B A L O CH (ashfaq4730) | 96.94 | 98% | 2020-09-10 |
| 2028. | Sc0rxh (sc0rxh) | 96.93 | 98% | 2020-04-05 |
| 2029. | David (bigd4316) | 96.92 | 98% | 2018-10-18 |
| 2030. | onah (learning_dvorak1) | 96.89 | 96% | 2020-08-18 |
| 2031. | Al (ragnaroksedge) | 96.87 | 99% | 2017-08-22 |
| 2032. | SCM (smusson) | 96.87 | 97% | 2018-06-22 |
| 2033. | Alex (the_drifter) | 96.86 | 99% | 2020-04-01 |
| 2034. | Justin (mwp18) | 96.85 | 98% | 2018-10-11 |
| 2035. | Zack (zackyoyoyoyoy) | 96.84 | 98% | 2017-10-18 |
| 2036. | rakitic (lukamodric7991) | 96.83 | 100% | 2018-09-04 |
| 2037. | Pielicker (pielicker) | 96.83 | 98% | 2017-10-02 |
| 2038. | Islam (islam_taha) | 96.83 | 100% | 2019-07-23 |
| 2039. | Marcel (marcelroed) | 96.81 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 12,176 | 84.26 | July 25, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 18 | 75.34 | June 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 13 | 98.57 | December 7, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |