I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3975. | Snowy (it_was_lag) | 104.54 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 3976. | eric (ericliu04) | 104.54 | 97% | 2021-10-31 |
| 3977. | Olivia (livlev) | 104.54 | 100% | 2015-12-16 |
| 3978. | domesticturd (domesticturd) | 104.54 | 94% | 2016-01-15 |
| 3979. | miyu (naevis) | 104.53 | 99.2% | 2024-09-30 |
| 3980. | tstats[hellisgood] (hellisg... | 104.53 | 99.5% | 2025-02-28 |
| 3981. | Jordan (yurf) | 104.52 | 97% | 2018-04-12 |
| 3982. | Palmer (emrysite) | 104.52 | 96% | 2015-10-01 |
| 3983. | Ifar (mabrrrrr) | 104.52 | 99% | 2023-04-18 |
| 3984. | Kay (captain_sanae) | 104.52 | 98% | 2017-01-17 |
| 3985. | plants (_plants) | 104.52 | 96% | 2016-11-14 |
| 3986. | Romil (aidag) | 104.51 | 99% | 2022-05-18 |
| 3987. | Jayden (ducktraining) | 104.51 | 99% | 2023-08-31 |
| 3988. | kanacurry (kanacurry) | 104.51 | 99% | 2015-08-16 |
| 3989. | Ilan (ilanzs) | 104.50 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 3990. | ⁹⁻¹⁰ᵍᵐ (green910) | 104.50 | 97% | 2015-04-23 |
| 3991. | Cole (drcole_phd) | 104.49 | 96.6% | 2024-04-21 |
| 3992. | Kian (kpm9) | 104.49 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 3993. | Roodoe (roodoe) | 104.49 | 94% | 2017-03-16 |
| 3994. | Uw-Stout (tygaa) | 104.49 | 97% | 2015-10-05 |
| 3995. | Slobodan (bekca) | 104.49 | 94% | 2016-09-13 |
| 3996. | Carter sucks dick (ivortso) | 104.49 | 97% | 2017-06-19 |
| 3997. | KobesMom (vradeus) | 104.48 | 97.8% | 2024-09-30 |
| 3998. | Seven (sevenupr91) | 104.48 | 94% | 2015-04-20 |
| 3999. | Manjrnm (manjrnm) | 104.48 | 99% | 2022-03-02 |
| 4000. | (rontran) | 104.48 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
| 4001. | Farzad (farzad_) | 104.48 | 99% | 2021-08-04 |
| 4002. | rijtbhymburetomb8ogwthmgb7w... | 104.47 | 97% | 2023-10-03 |
| 4003. | aditya (yusifer_zendric) | 104.47 | 97% | 2022-01-09 |
| 4004. | da (causenetsofv) | 104.47 | 99% | 2021-01-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |