It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 594. | deohanz (fierywormz) | 102.08 | 99% | 2020-09-30 |
| 595. | suiso (suisosan) | 102.05 | 98% | 2018-02-18 |
| 596. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (glandock1) | 101.99 | 98% | 2020-10-08 |
| 597. | No Way (shefakala) | 101.98 | 96% | 2018-04-14 |
| 598. | Cosmic (aji3) | 101.98 | 98% | 2020-10-16 |
| 599. | Rob (rstefanic) | 101.96 | 99% | 2020-02-07 |
| 600. | sss (daddydaddydo) | 101.96 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 601. | HUNGRY (hungry04) | 101.95 | 99% | 2019-08-15 |
| 602. | Unknown (navidr) | 101.89 | 96% | 2019-10-29 |
| 603. | mthd. (pjayys) | 101.89 | 98% | 2018-03-27 |
| 604. | Anthony (ajlee0611) | 101.88 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 605. | andy (rodmc) | 101.87 | 97% | 2019-05-16 |
| 606. | z✨ (zakizamzami) | 101.84 | 97% | 2019-12-03 |
| 607. | Baked and Buttered (mcallen... | 101.83 | 96% | 2021-08-13 |
| 608. | Kevin (kevinu) | 101.83 | 97% | 2019-05-26 |
| 609. | sometimes fast (speedyant) | 101.80 | 98% | 2018-07-20 |
| 610. | Ronak (ronakkaria) | 101.79 | 98% | 2019-02-17 |
| 611. | K (kb563) | 101.78 | 98% | 2019-04-24 |
| 612. | Ali (bahjatia) | 101.77 | 99% | 2018-08-17 |
| 613. | Ivan (ivan_____2) | 101.75 | 97% | 2018-08-03 |
| 614. | Steven (xuqc01) | 101.74 | 97% | 2020-01-09 |
| 615. | plato (platoaddict) | 101.73 | 98% | 2018-09-27 |
| 616. | (sputype) | 101.72 | 97% | 2020-12-09 |
| 617. | Shushker (shushker) | 101.69 | 97% | 2018-07-10 |
| 618. | Darko (darkec) | 101.68 | 99% | 2020-07-09 |
| 619. | Shutaro (w_h_) | 101.68 | 98% | 2017-12-09 |
| 620. | Con (connnman) | 101.66 | 98% | 2020-06-05 |
| 621. | Jacob (dunkerschnoodle) | 101.60 | 98% | 2017-11-19 |
| 622. | box (paperbox) | 101.59 | 98% | 2020-05-29 |
| 623. | Nemsi (nemsii) | 101.58 | 98% | 2020-03-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |