You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
 Active since December 11, 2017.
 745 total characters in this text.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date | 
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 661. | Wimawa (bomiis) | 99.44 | 98% | 2019-05-24 | 
| 662. | Tony (aethercrest) | 99.43 | 97% | 2020-08-26 | 
| 663. | bool3max (bolemax) | 99.43 | 98% | 2018-07-12 | 
| 664. | Eric (circador) | 99.40 | 98% | 2020-06-08 | 
| 665. | MeowPichu (skyarchbeast) | 99.39 | 99% | 2018-09-09 | 
| 666. | J (coughee) | 99.37 | 99% | 2018-12-11 | 
| 667. | Josh (soarfn) | 99.36 | 98% | 2018-12-14 | 
| 668. | ihatepunc (manbanana) | 99.34 | 98% | 2020-03-19 | 
| 669. | nanda bakana (mutality) | 99.31 | 99% | 2018-01-16 | 
| 670. | cody (stormspirit97) | 99.30 | 98% | 2018-03-20 | 
| 671. | iDeadly (ideadlyxd) | 99.30 | 98% | 2020-07-07 | 
| 672. | Nicole (schminah) | 99.24 | 98% | 2019-07-16 | 
| 673. | Frank (frankxu) | 99.13 | 99% | 2019-02-15 | 
| 674. | (alifeofregret) | 99.12 | 97% | 2019-07-30 | 
| 675. | Nick (1truelipstick) | 99.05 | 96% | 2019-02-07 | 
| 676. | Bishal (bishalsigma) | 99.04 | 98% | 2018-12-15 | 
| 677. | Ronak (ronakkaria) | 98.92 | 98% | 2019-02-15 | 
| 678. | Adm1n (vilius8) | 98.92 | 97% | 2020-06-13 | 
| 679. | Aqwsz (aqwsz) | 98.89 | 97% | 2019-10-04 | 
| 680. | 🍉 Palestine Will be Free... | 98.79 | 98% | 2019-05-13 | 
| 681. | Pen (penhallow) | 98.75 | 98% | 2019-11-29 | 
| 682. | Crashie (exploiter911) | 98.75 | 97% | 2019-11-06 | 
| 683. | Joe (joeborez79) | 98.74 | 97% | 2018-05-24 | 
| 684. | krakatoa (krakatoafoon) | 98.72 | 99% | 2018-02-05 | 
| 685. | Mabz (mabzino) | 98.70 | 96% | 2020-04-01 | 
| 686. | Nathaniel (galacticpirate17) | 98.68 | 99% | 2018-06-30 | 
| 687. | noot (noot_noot) | 98.63 | 98% | 2017-12-21 | 
| 688. | TL (zstarcatchz) | 98.63 | 98% | 2018-10-06 | 
| 689. | Nathan (nathanhn) | 98.62 | 98% | 2019-06-24 | 
| 690. | KC (hotdogkc) | 98.62 | 99% | 2019-04-29 | 
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race | 
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 | 
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 | 
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 | 
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 | 
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |